Philip quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Philip

If I leave, I'm not coming back, Vivian.

Good.

Philip

B-because once I leave out that door, I'm gone... I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance... I mean it!

Helen

Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already?

Philip

Having a pet is a big responsibility. You have to feed him, clean up after him.

Geoffrey

Just don't expect a thank you.

Nicky

Daddy, you know how you told me that Harry's black now, because rabbits change black colors for Easter? Isn't there a little more to that story?

Philip

Well, yes. Uh,... Nicky, you remember in The Lion King when Mufasa...?

Nicky

Daddy, did you sit on Harry?

Philip

Yes. But... But...

Nicky

That's okay, Dad. Death is a natural part of life. But what a way to go.

Philip

You can play with Carlton's clubs.

Will

What? You want me to play on my knees?

Carlton

Sounds like you guys won!

Philip

Hell, no! He's an even worse golfer than you!

Philip

So, Will, did you find a new place?

Will

Uh, well, Uncle Phil...

Carlton

Yeah, it's a great place.

How does it look?

Carlton

Well, it's got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors.

Will

Carlton's just playin', y'all. There's something I have to...

Philip

So, when do we get to see it?

Will

You can't.

Philip

Why not?

Carlton

Because it's tinted. You can't see inside of it.

Will

Carlton, it's okay, man, I can do this. You can't see my apartment, because I don't have one.

Carlton

It's a condo.

Will

Okay. That's all right, Carlton.