Carlton Banks quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton

Will, I'm a little uncomfortable with nudity.

Will

Oh, don't worry, Carlton, we're all uncomfortable with your nudity.

Do you have any Tom Jones records?

Carlton

(smiling) DO I?!

Carlton

[sings] The sun'll come out tomorrow.

The owner wants to put him down.

Carlton

What?! When?

Tomorrow.

Will

[sings] It's only a day away.

Carlton

Sounds like you guys won!

Philip

Hell, no! He's an even worse golfer than you!

Philip

So, Will, did you find a new place?

Will

Uh, well, Uncle Phil...

Carlton

Yeah, it's a great place.

How does it look?

Carlton

Well, it's got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors.

Will

Carlton's just playin', y'all. There's something I have to...

Philip

So, when do we get to see it?

Will

You can't.

Philip

Why not?

Carlton

Because it's tinted. You can't see inside of it.

Will

Carlton, it's okay, man, I can do this. You can't see my apartment, because I don't have one.

Carlton

It's a condo.

Will

Okay. That's all right, Carlton.

Will

Wherever and whenever... I got your back, C.

Carlton

Wherever, whenever, I got your back... W. That just doesn't sound right coming from me, does it?

Will

It sounds great, man.

(to her son) Nicky, did you remember to go to the bathroom?

Nicky

Of course.

Hilary

(to her brother) Carlton, did you remember to go to the bathroom?

Carlton

Of course. I'll be right back.

Carlton

(in the bathroom) Hey! Who turned out the lights?! (comes downstairs with his pants down. he realizes that the family and Geoffrey, except Will, departed without him) Where is everybody?!

Will

(watches Carlton run out the door. he smiles) I am definitely gonna miss you, C.