DDad
I'm going as your mom!
MMom
And I'm going as your dad!
And I'm going straight to therapy.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
JOJack-O-Bots
Activate gloat mode!
It's violent!
And educational!
TTTimmy and Mr. Turner
But mostly violent! Yay, violence!
[tackles Eddie to the ground] Eddie, no! Dad, run! Eddie's back from the dead, and he wants to KILL you!
Kill me? Why would he wanna kill me? Your mom's the one who forgot to feed him when you went to summer camp. [echoes] Camp. Camp.
JJudge
And an addition to the ribbon, the first prize includes this rare, priceless Jupiter tulip. [He hands Mrs. Turner the tulip only for it to die on contact instantly.]
EVERYTHING I TOUCH, DIES!!!!! [sobs while the judge, Timmy and Mr. Turner take a step back a little.]
Oh Dinkleberg! Aren't you going to come over and give my wife a congratulatory hand touch?
Hey, why does this jail cell have a coyote-shaped dog door?
SSanjay
Because fate is cruel?
[About to battle with the dangerous coyote] Bring it on, Wiley!
[as Chip Skylark speaks (and fails) in protest against making Skip Sparkypants the star of a commercial] What? There's a boy trapped in a well? This is Chet Ubetcha saying: "I'm getting that boy out of the well!"
Cosmo! I wish all the girls were back.
You got it! [pause] What's a girl?
Well, they're soft, and cuddly!
[Cosmo 'poofs' a big pink cushion into the room.]
No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.
[Cosmo 'poofs' a monster truck into the room.]
[To monster truck] Yay! I'm gonna call you Wanda.
OCOne of Cupids' Cherubs
We're losing all love power, I'm transferring the emergency backup power to your coffee machine.
Whoever you are, you're going down
Whoever I am, no I'm not!
Tootie, Will you be my valentine?
Yes, Yes, YES!
Oh, well.
[Tootie kisses Timmy a lot]
Aw, that's adorable.
[Tootie keeps kissing him a lot]
That's getting awkward.
[Tootie still kisses him a lot]
And now, it's just plain creepy.
Oh, shut up and kiss me, will ya!
[Wanda kisses Cosmo.)
CCupid
Ain't love a hoot? Come on everybody, let's march! One, Two! One, Two! One, Two
[on Timmy's answering machine] Hi, Timmy. It's me, Trixie.
Cherubs: [while transporting nuclear missiles with hearts on them] LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Hit it, Britney!
BBritney
You got it! [starts dancing with her backup dancers]
Hey! Wait a Minute! Dad never asks ME to hit it! [pulls her shirt sleeve up and kicks Britney Britney out of the house] AND STAY OUT!
BBritney
[disgusted] That's it! No more private gigs!
Can't a woman clip coupons in the comfort of her own bathroom?
[nervously] I guess I should've knocked first.
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