The Fairly OddParents quotes

[covered in roaches] Ladies! Come back! Underneath this crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover! [is overtaken by the roaches]

[observing a cockroach with Timmy, but nothing of interest has happened yet] Are we done yet? I've got nothing, and this is boring.

We haven't learned anything yet.

[ecstatically] Make a wish! Make a wish!

I don't know; with Wanda not being here, and you being- you... [sees Cosmo tearing up] Oh, come on! It's not that I don't trust you, it's- no wait, it's pretty much that.

Okay, okay! One teeny wish, and that's it!

[notices a UFO attacking] Forces are invading! We need reinforcements!

Martians? You sent martians to destroy the cockroaches?

You said nothing on Earth could destroy them, so I picked something not from Earth. [UFOs zap anything within sight, but fail to kill any roaches]

Martians destroy everything; except roaches! Don't you watch the movies?

Please, Timmy! Wanda's gonna be home any minute. If she sees this, she's gonna think I'm a idiot!

And this would be news to her how? [Cosmo's lip quivers] Augh, great. The lower lip thing.

[after everyone else besides Timmy and his friends leave the showing of Timmy's film] Your friends really seemed to like it.

Well, duh! They were in it; but what did Trixie think? [finds a picture of Trixie's hand, with a note written on it] You stink. Attached is a photo of my hand. Please talk to it.

I'm gonna say that's a thumbs-down.

I'll never abandon you guys for a girl again! Now excuse me while I go abandon you for a girl .

I don't understand! Why aren't you talking to me?!

Because, anonymous voice from nobody, you won an award for comedy, and everyone knows that comedy is the lowest form of entertainment. Next to animation.

Oh, my gosh! I forgot! I'm totally in love with rock stars!

Crocker can make 2 + 2 = fish!

You know what this bow down needs? SHRIMP PUFFS.

Ah. Shrimp puffs.

You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.

The rules of the Texas Cage Match are very simple: if you get blasted in the butt, YOU LOSE!

Of course.

Typical.

Lawn mower? I thought you said flamethrower! [Fires at Wanda with it.]

[Laughs and rolls on the floor.]

I thought you said plastic surgery! [Shows off his huge breast impact. Timmy laughs again.] I'm keeping them.

I know how to make it (Pompeii) warmer! [[[w:Mount Vesuvius|Mt. Vesuvius]] erupts, destroying the city]

I know how to make it (Atlantis) cleaner! [flushes it down the ocean]

I call it (Xanadu) Pittsburgh!

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, [door slams on her] but the slight concussion is making me less suspicious...has that hat always been orange?

Must resist stupidity impulse...