You can't spell "Vicky" without "icky".
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
All right, Twerp! Time for bed.
But it's only 6:04.
Well, it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!
[one minute later, Timmy's clock changes to 6:05]
Now it's 9:05 on the east coast!
Well, how do I look?
CWCosmo & Wanda
Ew!
'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!
Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]
That's just creepy.
[Timmy, having wished himself to be older, sees his Mom and Dad kissing]
[covers his eyes] Arrrgh! It burns!
[Older Timmy has been eating "grown-up" food at a restaurant]
WWaiter
That'll be $265.
WHAT?! That's more than I get in allowance- I mean, that's more than I make in a month!
WWaiter
Well, you should have finished college.
Did YOU finish college?
WWaiter
[breaking into tears] NO! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A WAITER?!?!
FGFairy-Gram
Fairy-Gram for Cosmo and Wanda.
I'm Cosmo and Wanda!
FGFairy-Gram
Now that your kid is big and hairy, your next assignment is mean and scary.
You mean we're being reassigned?
FGFairy-Gram
Ha ha ha! I mean, yes, and we're all very sorry.
Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?
FGFairy-Gram
Can I have five dollars? [Timmy hands him a five-dollar bill] Two hours. [disappears]
Miniature golf is a great kids' game!
[Cosmo and Wanda are turned into a tee and ball]
Ow! My back!
Let me try the Age-O-Meter. Kid...adult...Oh, no! You've become even more of an adult!
We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!
[Cuts to Timmy riding a kiddie ride outside a store]
And this is for the TV, and this is the VCR, and this is the DVD, and this is the surround sound, and this is the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity.
I lost a life! On level 1! What am I, 4?
[as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!
[as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Eh, babaloo?
That, too.
CBCosmo & baby
WAH!
Boring! [Changes channel]
[As news reporter] And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.
[Holding a feather] I thought you said feather. [A pause, then smiles]
Just let me clairify this. You married, your car.
[In southern accent] Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! [Has chair thrown at him]
And we'll be right back.
[Timmy enters Level 8 of the video game, which looks like an underwater version of his Aunt Gertrude's house]
GAunt Gertrude
[as a giant lobster with large claws] Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!
I hope she means my face!
I wish I had cheeks of steel!
I hope you mean your face.
I do!
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