Dad quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Say! Where'd you get the nice tank, son?

Uhh... Internet?

Works for us!

Was that the Dinkleberg's car?

I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!

Oh, sweetie, you feel warm, and you look positively green!

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!

[finds Wanda (as Timmy) watching TV] Timmy! What are you doing up this late? It's way past your bedtime!

But...uh...but...

No "buts", young man. You march straight to bed, and don't make me get the giant robot in here.

Timmy! What are you doing in here? You were just in there.

Uh.... no I wasn't?

Well, that settles that. But you know you're not supposed to eat sweets this late at night...or change from pink to green.

[seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] Oh no! Timmy feels warm! And he's green!

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!

[spotting Timmy (as a gill-less fish) floating upside-down in the fishbowl] I better get the fish a thermometer, too!

I thought you liked that other amusement park, Escalator Land.

No way! That park was for babies...

Dad, when do we get to the ride?

This is the ride!

Yippee!

And that's all you need to know about where babies come from!

But what's the machine for?

I'll tell you when you're older!

We're going to read fairy tales to low privileged, confused dolphins!

We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..." [dolphin cry]!

Have fun, you two!

Vicky

Oh, don't worry. [holds up a bunny suit] We're going to redefine the word fun!

Hey, guess what, Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance! We'll give you an A-! [holds out an A-]

An A-minus?!

Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades, that gives you a B. [holds out a B]

But...

Talking back, that gives you a C! [holds out a C]

A C?!

Raising your voice! D! [holds out a Q]

That's a Q!

That gives you an F, smarty pants! [hands him an F]

I'm going as your mom!

And I'm going as your dad!

And I'm going straight to therapy.