A character in The Fairly OddParents
[as a girl] I'm going out to the mall to find something Trixie would like. But just so you two have something to laugh at while I'm gone- [to Cosmo] I wish you were a woman, [to Wanda] and you were a man!
What?!
You're my godparents. No choice. [Cosmo and Wanda do as Timmy asked] Congratulations. You're now Cosma and Wando!
[after Chester bunts the ball, and it grinds against his braces] Wait! It bounced against his braces and split into twenty-seven separate, yet still-in-play, pieces of baseball.
[with a calculator] Let's see... 3 outs each times 9 players...twenty seven outs?!
That's nine innings of outs in one swing!
Game over! Losers lose!
Wanda, my love! [begins kissing "Wanda's" hand] I've missed you more than the sun misses the dawn!
Well, that's all very flattering...
But that's my hand pal, and guess what, I don't need magic to turn it into a FIST! [tries unsuccessfully] [Juandissimo then turns Cosmo into a tortoise and his wand lands several feet away] When I get my wand..oh, you are in for it! [crawls towards wand]
[over-dramatically] You see how he almost turned his hand into a fist?! I am lucky to be alive!
Why doesn't he just wish for sweeter lemonade?
I can do that! [he takes off his shoes and socks, then sticks his socks into a glass.]
I said "sweeter", not "sweatier"!
Really? I thought you said, "dunk your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade"!
[with Cockney accent] Oh no! Without our wands, we can't use our magic to change everything back!
[with Cockney accent] I say, this is a bit of a stickywicket! [normal voice] I mean, dude! This reeks!
Don't worry Timmy! It's not over 'till the fat lady votes!
Can the principal vote?
Cosmo thinks everything's funny. Watch. [to Cosmo, speaking in a monotone voice] Pudding.
Ha-ha-ha! She said 'puh', then 'ding'!
This year, I'm a floating human janitor.
And I'm a floating human nurse.
Who floats!
And I'm the Wicked Witch of "Where's-My-Candy?!"
Whoever you are, you're going down
Whoever I am, no I'm not!
Tootie, Will you be my valentine?
Yes, Yes, YES!
Oh, well.
[Tootie kisses Timmy a lot]
Aw, that's adorable.
[Tootie keeps kissing him a lot]
That's getting awkward.
[Tootie still kisses him a lot]
And now, it's just plain creepy.
Oh, shut up and kiss me, will ya!
[Wanda kisses Cosmo.)
Ain't love a hoot? Come on everybody, let's march! One, Two! One, Two! One, Two
[on Timmy's answering machine] Hi, Timmy. It's me, Trixie.
[appears after Timmy rubs his lamp] Whoa, man! That was some party. Hey! This isn't Marlo's house; and these aren't my pants.
Hey, you're a genie!
Well, I guess we can cut brains off the wish list. Okay, kid here's the deal: I am Norm. I'm a magical genie, and- [Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda walk away] -hey! Wait up! [poofs back in front of Timmy] What's the big ten-year old hurry? What, are you late for a wedgie? Don't ya get it, for freeing me from the lamp, you get three wishes so- [Timmy and his fairies walk away again; and Norm poofs back up in front of Timmy] Hey! Smoof for brains! What part of three wishes do you not understand?
Timmy doesn't need you. He has fairy godparents. [Cosmo and Wanda's hair gets tangled]
The swirl is dangerous!
[chuckling] Fairy Godparents? [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, they're useful.
[in front of Trixie Tang's house] Time to get what I've always wanted; Trixie Tang's love.
Timmy, this is going to end badly.
I'll just be more specific: I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner.
Whatever you say. [puts wish in action]
[lovestruck] I love Timmy Turner. I love Timmy Turner.
Excellent! [a boy walks up to Trixie] Not excellent! Who's that?
That? That's Timmy J. Turner, of Penouscha, Wisconsin. [Trixie kisses the boy, and he faints, awestruck; as Trixie floats another boy] That's Timmy K. Timmy, El Sadungo, California. [Trixie kisses the boy and he also faints; as Trixie then floats to a old man] Timothy T. Turner, of Plattsburgh, Georgia...
[Trixie gives him a peck kiss of affection] Oh-ho, you are sweet!
You know what they all have in common? They're all smarter than you! [laughs] You think this is fun? I think so.
You're going back in the lamp.
Isn't there supposed to be a good cop and a bad cop?
We had some cutbacks. Now do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?
No!
[flips badge over to "good cop" side] Please?
No!
Okay, good cop over. Blame Cosmo!
Blame Cosmo? [segue into "Floating with You" song]
[handcuffed with Wanda, after "Floating with You" song finishes] You really are kind of naggy.
Did you get the handcuff key?
Yep. Operation "Distract-Jorgen-with-a-mushy-gooey-love song" works every time!
[sobbing in a corner over the love song] I saw her, and no other? And that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that [hearts]! That is love!
This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!
WHAT?!
Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.
Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!
Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.
WE QUIT!
OH NO! What did my clone do?!
Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!
You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?
Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.
You'll never get away with this!
Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.
Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!
Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.
Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!
Sorry!
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