Wanda quotes from The Fairly OddParents

If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.

What about Wanda Ball?

I know that game!

Do you know I use a cinder block?

Didn't know that! [Wanda drops a cinder block on his head] Aah!

What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?

He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!

In the closet?

Yeah, well, you know what I wish? I wish something bad would happen to him!

Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.

Okay, then. I wish-

Or injured.

Then-

Or beaten...or dead.

Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!

Vicky

Well, well, well, what's this? Two new toys? [grabs Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!

Not Mr. Hammer....

Mr. Hammer?

Vicky

Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]

Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! [Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?

NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!

Vicky

Oh, that changes EVERYTHING! [she takes out a blowtorch.]

Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met Wanda?

I'm just...

A stupid ten year old boy!

Right. And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...

A stupid eleven year old boy!

Then...there's hope? THERE'S HOPE!

[trying to distract Jorgen with a slideshow] And this is us vacationing in Egypt. [showing an image of Wanda in Egypt with a disgusted expression as Cosmo is also shown in the image vomiting into a barf bag]

Cosmo had food poisoning.

[a similiar image to the first one, but set in Paris] And this is us in Paris.

Food poisoning.

Fancy food poisoning! [shows another image with Cosmo and Wanda in a amusement park setting] And this is me getting food poisoning in Kidneyland- [Jorgen vaporizes the projector screen]

Your puny slideshow does not amuse me.

[cowering alongside WAnda] Well, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.

Oooh! I'll get my camera!

[is being disintegrated by Jorgen's invention] You musn't blame yourself, even though it is all your fault.

Timmy, remember- we love you...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I goofed up this world. Now, I'm ungoofing it.

And don't make him re-live Super Toilet!

It took the plunger...THE WHOLE PLUNGER! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb]

[rubbing the wands together like sticks] Huh! If I could just light these candles, we could eat!

Did it ever occur to you we're in a fishbowl filled with water?

That's why I'm trying to light these candles. Somebody's got to dry up all this wet food!

Hey guys, what's new? [the candles light]

Uh...the laws of physics?

[finds Wanda (as Timmy) watching TV] Timmy! What are you doing up this late? It's way past your bedtime!

But...uh...but...

No "buts", young man. You march straight to bed, and don't make me get the giant robot in here.

Timmy! What are you doing in here? You were just in there.

Uh.... no I wasn't?

Well, that settles that. But you know you're not supposed to eat sweets this late at night...or change from pink to green.

You know, sweetie, running away from your problems never solved anything.

[knocking other children out of the way] Turner!

But it's great cardio - run, Timmy, run!

¿Donde esta el queso de apestoso? (Translation: Where is the American cheese?) [original airing version; all current versions substitute "American" for "smelly"]

[holding up a piece of cheese emblazoned with the U.S. flag] ¡Aquí! [clears throat] Tengo un puerco en mis chones.

You have a hog in your pants?

¡Sí! [pulls a pig out of his pants]

Then you get extra credit!

Yay! Extra credit!

Jorgen, you have to get them back!

And I will! I will use every urge of my awesome fairy powers to... [factory whistle appears and blows] Shift's over - your problem!

I thought you liked that other amusement park, Escalator Land.

No way! That park was for babies...

Dad, when do we get to the ride?

This is the ride!

Yippee!

[after being turned into a girl] EEEEEKKKK! What did you do?! I didn't wish for this!

You said "I wish" and "Girl".