Juandissimo quotes from The Fairly OddParents

[covered in roaches] Ladies! Come back! Underneath this crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover! [is overtaken by the roaches]

Wanda, my love! [begins kissing "Wanda's" hand] I've missed you more than the sun misses the dawn!

Well, that's all very flattering...

But that's my hand pal, and guess what, I don't need magic to turn it into a FIST! [tries unsuccessfully] [Juandissimo then turns Cosmo into a tortoise and his wand lands several feet away] When I get my wand..oh, you are in for it! [crawls towards wand]

[over-dramatically] You see how he almost turned his hand into a fist?! I am lucky to be alive!

The handsome fairy has failed to rescue his godchild...[the crowd boos]...but he is still very sexy! [the crowd cheers and showers Juandissimo with flowers]

This, I can live with.

[mocking Juandissimo] Hey, Muscles Magoo! [turns into Juandissimo] Look at me! I'm fancy, and my long black hair flows in the wind!

Stop making fun of my outer beauty!

I'm strong, but I still lost my woman to an idiot!

[turns into a fat Juandissimo] Chunky Hunky!

STOP!

[turns into a fat monkey Juandissimo] Monkey Chunky Hunky!

[to Wanda] Your voice...is like the chorus of a thousand angels!

Yeah?! Well, my foot is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand- [Juandissimo turns Cosmo into a tortoise] REVENGE! REVEEEEEENGE! [starts crawling towards his wand]