Wanda quotes from The Fairly OddParents

We have good news and bad news.

What's the good news?

The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.

And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!

What's the bad news?

Oh, wait...that was the bad news!

[shouting] Then what's the good news?!

I found a nickel!

Can I offer you anything with that? Cream, sugar, magic?

What was that last one?

[unsure] Sugar?

[Principal Waxleplax is stuck in a trap Crocker tried to set up for Cosmo and Wanda] I may be naive, but I don't think she's doing it right.

[screaming] CROCKER!

[sarcastically] Oh, perfect.

What's going on?

You're being sued by Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor!

Don't you mean prosecutor?

No!

I'm gonna be the defense attorney!

NO!

And, for my first legal maneuver, I'd like to make a motion! [starts dancing]

Look at the size of this food! If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there'd be enough food to end world hunger!

Oh, that's beautiful, Timmy!

But not why we're here! Look! Big candy!

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

We're in Kidney Land! Oh, my gosh! Look!

It's Walt Kidney!

[being chased by a swarm of antibodies] I have to find a way out before they box me in! That's it. [flies up a finds a fast-food talkbox] A voice box!

Welcome to Voice in the Box. May I take your order?

[activates a megaphone] I wish I was out of here! [reverbrates up Vicky's larynx]

Vicky

[cleaning the house] I have to clean the mess I made and- [in Timmy's voice] I wish I was out of here!

Did you hear that? Timmy learned ventriloquism.

And Vicky's the dummy!

I'm so mad I wish blinding beams of heat would shoot out of my eyes right now!

No, no, ours is the one with the silly pink hat.

You're such a Mama's boy!

I'm not!

[turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!

Hey! You made me make a poopie!

I'm sorry I yelled at you puddin'. I promise I won't do it unless you really mess up again.

Like I will tomorrow?

It's a date.

He's my hero!

[holding a hero sandwich] And this is mine! [attempts to squeeze ketchup while shaking it up and down, but can't] Stupid ketchup!

I can't believe it! I'm this dog's dog.

Isn't that a rap song?

[gives himself some rap clothes] Word! [gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl]

[sing-song] I married the smart one!

[sing-song] And I married the...well, he's cute, right?

Aw! Goat love!

They say it's the most honest love there is!

[to a gray blob] Are you Timmy?

No. I'm Chet.

[to another gray blob] Are you Timmy?

I'm Dominic.

[to the first gray blob] Are you Timmy?

I just told you! I'm Chet.

I hate this wish! I can't tell which blob is our blob.