Cosmo quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Well, how do I look?

Ew!

'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!

Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]

That's just creepy.

Fairy-Gram for Cosmo and Wanda.

I'm Cosmo and Wanda!

Now that your kid is big and hairy, your next assignment is mean and scary.

You mean we're being reassigned?

Ha ha ha! I mean, yes, and we're all very sorry.

Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?

Can I have five dollars? [Timmy hands him a five-dollar bill] Two hours. [disappears]

Miniature golf is a great kids' game!

Ow! My back!

Let me try the Age-O-Meter. Kid...adult...Oh, no! You've become even more of an adult!

We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!

[as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!

[as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.

Eh, babaloo?

That, too.

WAH!

Vicky

Boring! [Changes channel]

[As news reporter] And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.

[Holding a feather] I thought you said feather. [A pause, then smiles]

Just let me clairify this. You married, your car.

[In southern accent] Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! [Has chair thrown at him]

And we'll be right back.

It's a show about nothing!...How do we know when it's over?

Vicky

[watching the show] I do. [changes the channel]

Follow me to the TV; I've got an idea!

[writing in a book] Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

I'm all out of ideas!

[writing in book] Well, easy come, easy go.

I had another idea!

[writing in book] This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!

Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them!

No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever.

Then I wish they're out of the game!

You can't! [turns his head into Timmy's] Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote. [returns to normal]

You either win the game, or take off the helmet.

You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!

His velvety voice and beautiful lyrics have moved many a generation...

[singing] The wheels on the bus go round and round!

He is a talent that will fill your heart with joy.

[singing] There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O!

Vicky

Man, there is nothing on today!

I'm a Cosmo Coin, and boy am I glad to see you.

Ditto!

[Running on the treadmill that keeps the power going] This'll be great for my glutes!

I wish I had something to stop Vicky!

Hey, that's just vague enough to work!

Vicky! It's us.

Timmy's Mom and Dad!

We're back!

You can go home now.

Vicky

[screaming and melting] Nooooo!

We have good news and bad news.

What's the good news?

The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.

And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!

What's the bad news?

Oh, wait...that was the bad news!

[shouting] Then what's the good news?!

I found a nickel!

Yippee! That hurt!

No, Cosmo, you're supposed to say "ouch" when something hurts

Oh, okay. Yippee! That ouched!