Timmy quotes from The Fairly OddParents

It's violent!

And educational!

But mostly violent! Yay, violence!

[tackles Eddie to the ground] Eddie, no! Dad, run! Eddie's back from the dead, and he wants to KILL you!

Kill me? Why would he wanna kill me? Your mom's the one who forgot to feed him when you went to summer camp. [echoes] Camp. Camp.

Cosmo! I wish all the girls were back.

You got it! [pause] What's a girl?

Well, they're soft, and cuddly!

No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.

[To monster truck] Yay! I'm gonna call you Wanda.

Tootie, Will you be my valentine?

Yes, Yes, YES!

Oh, well.

Aw, that's adorable.

That's getting awkward.

And now, it's just plain creepy.

Oh, shut up and kiss me, will ya!

Ain't love a hoot? Come on everybody, let's march! One, Two! One, Two! One, Two

[on Timmy's answering machine] Hi, Timmy. It's me, Trixie.

[observing a cockroach with Timmy, but nothing of interest has happened yet] Are we done yet? I've got nothing, and this is boring.

We haven't learned anything yet.

[ecstatically] Make a wish! Make a wish!

I don't know; with Wanda not being here, and you being- you... [sees Cosmo tearing up] Oh, come on! It's not that I don't trust you, it's- no wait, it's pretty much that.

Okay, okay! One teeny wish, and that's it!

[notices a UFO attacking] Forces are invading! We need reinforcements!

Martians? You sent martians to destroy the cockroaches?

You said nothing on Earth could destroy them, so I picked something not from Earth. [UFOs zap anything within sight, but fail to kill any roaches]

Martians destroy everything; except roaches! Don't you watch the movies?

Please, Timmy! Wanda's gonna be home any minute. If she sees this, she's gonna think I'm a idiot!

And this would be news to her how? [Cosmo's lip quivers] Augh, great. The lower lip thing.

[after everyone else besides Timmy and his friends leave the showing of Timmy's film] Your friends really seemed to like it.

Well, duh! They were in it; but what did Trixie think? [finds a picture of Trixie's hand, with a note written on it] You stink. Attached is a photo of my hand. Please talk to it.

I'm gonna say that's a thumbs-down.

I don't understand! Why aren't you talking to me?!

Because, anonymous voice from nobody, you won an award for comedy, and everyone knows that comedy is the lowest form of entertainment. Next to animation.

Lawn mower? I thought you said flamethrower! [Fires at Wanda with it.]

[Laughs and rolls on the floor.]

I thought you said plastic surgery! [Shows off his huge breast impact. Timmy laughs again.] I'm keeping them.

Come on! Let's play Charades!

All right, you guys. Remember the rules of Charades. This means "sounds like" [pulls his ear]. This means "two words" [pulls up two fingers]. This means "you got it" [touching his nose]. Now let's show the Dinklebergs how we Turners are the best charades players ever!

YOU ARE THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!

Thanks for the trophies, Turner.

This [waves his arms like a bird] is not a bulldozer! This [gallops like a horse] is not a fudgesicle! And [pretends to row a boat] HOW IS THIS GHOSTBUSTERS II?!

But...

[pointing to his butt] No buts! [Points to Timmy's room] Go to your room!

Thanks for saving me, Crimson Chin. You're a real hero.

Yes I am, Cleft. Yes I am. [evil laugh]

Hey, what's up with the evil laugh?

Um..uh...Stay in school! [flies off]

Hand me the Remote!

[extremely fast in a parody of bad anime dubbing] Why should I trust you? You're an adult! And if you're an adult that means you're not a child, and if you are not a child that means you're an adult, and if you're an adult that means you can be trusted! [Parody of Speed Racer's rapid frame changing] Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[about to fade away] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Maho Mushi". You can... change the future.

But if I do, you won't exist!

Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.

No, come back! Please! Please! [screams] Every time something cool happens in my life- Every Time, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!

[to Mr. Burkenbakke] Mr. Burkenbakke? What are you doing with this garage sale? There's no garage.

Of course not. I'm a teacher. I can't afford a garage. It's a "I Don't Have a Garage" garage sale. I don't make "Crocker" money.

[reading a sign] Make Smoof, Not War? What's "smoof"?

Only the most naturally recurring material on Earth, little dude.

How come I've never heard of it?

Because, "the man" doesn't want you to.

Norm

[appears after Timmy rubs his lamp] Whoa, man! That was some party. Hey! This isn't Marlo's house; and these aren't my pants.

Hey, you're a genie!

Norm

Well, I guess we can cut brains off the wish list. Okay, kid here's the deal: I am Norm. I'm a magical genie, and- [Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda walk away] -hey! Wait up! [poofs back in front of Timmy] What's the big ten-year old hurry? What, are you late for a wedgie? Don't ya get it, for freeing me from the lamp, you get three wishes so- [Timmy and his fairies walk away again; and Norm poofs back up in front of Timmy] Hey! Smoof for brains! What part of three wishes do you not understand?

Timmy doesn't need you. He has fairy godparents. [Cosmo and Wanda's hair gets tangled]

The swirl is dangerous!

Norm

[chuckling] Fairy Godparents? [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, they're useful.