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Timmy quotes from The Fairly OddParents

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Most-quoted character in The Fairly OddParents: in 102 of its 297 quotes
Most scenes with: Cosmo (41), Wanda (26), Dad (10)

Scenes with Timmy 93

TTimmy

[in front of Trixie Tang's house] Time to get what I've always wanted; Trixie Tang's love.

Timmy, this is going to end badly.

TTimmy

I'll just be more specific: I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner.

Whatever you say. [puts wish in action]

TTTrixie Tang

[lovestruck] I love Timmy Turner. I love Timmy Turner.

TTimmy

Excellent! [a boy walks up to Trixie] Not excellent! Who's that?

That? That's Timmy J. Turner, of Penouscha, Wisconsin. [Trixie kisses the boy, and he faints, awestruck; as Trixie floats another boy] That's Timmy K. Timmy, El Sadungo, California. [Trixie kisses the boy and he also faints; as Trixie then floats to a old man] Timothy T. Turner, of Plattsburgh, Georgia...

TTTimothy T. Turner

[Trixie gives him a peck kiss of affection] Oh-ho, you are sweet!

You know what they all have in common? They're all smarter than you! [laughs] You think this is fun? I think so.

TTimmy

You're going back in the lamp.

TTimmy

[to Norm] You tricked me!

How could I trick you? I mean, you're ten years old and I'm fifty thousand. And with those teeth. I mean look at the size of those things! Hey, there's something you could've wished for: human-sized teeth.

TCTimmy Clone

This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!

CWCosmo and Wanda

WHAT?!

Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.

Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!

TTimmy

Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.

CWCosmo and Wanda

WE QUIT!

TTimmy

OH NO! What did my clone do?!

Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!

TTimmy

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!

TTimmy

You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?

Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.

TTimmy

You'll never get away with this!

Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.

Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!

Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.

Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!

BBinky

Sorry!

TTimmy

Hat. Clothes. Shoes— [he looks down at his feet; due to the way he is drawn, his pants and "shoes" are the same, continuous object] Whatever! Bed covers. Enjoy your day off guys; I love you!

CWCosmo and Wanda

We love you too Timmy!

GGrandma Gladys

You stink!

TTimmy

Why did you hit me with a fish?!

GGrandma Gladys

It's a tradition in this holiday.

VGrandpa Vlad

In yakristmas we hit you with a seabass.

TTimmy

You know, I'm not so sure we should go into space just 'cause a circus monkey picked our name from a hat.

That's exactly why we should go. Monkeys are never wrong about space travel.

[later, the rocket is headed right for the sun]

We're headed for the sun! We got a defective monkey!

Turner, what did you wish for?

TTimmy

Okay don't be mad but, I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay 10 years old and keep my fairies forever.

What? WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS WISH?!

TTimmy

50 years ago?!

So let me get this straight, you and everyone else on earth are actually 50 years older?!

Do the math Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13. You're fine Timmy. Lets all go home. If my hunch is correct there should be a puppy there waiting for me.

Yesterday, I tried to fix a pencil sharpener at work and they had to CALL IN THE COAST GUARD!

TTimmy

C'mon Dad, you're exaggerating

[Picks up Timmy to his face] Tell that to Mitch from accounting, he clung to a floating copier for hours until the fish CAME OUT! [Sobbing] Waaaah, oh Miiitch....

Oh honey, don't be so hard on yourself. What do you say we make some popcorn and watch the toilet?

It's no use, I'm an incompetent BOOB! [Walking sobbingly to the front door] I'm just going to stand in the garbage can, in the alley, for the rest of my life [Opens the door with a wrench, an ocean of water floods into the house]

It's no use, son! The gig is up!

We know your secret!

TTimmy

Ahhh! You were right, Wanda! I got careless and now I'm totally busted!

That's right, son! You might as well 'fess up!'

TTimmy

Well, -

Timmy, no!

Poof, poof!

TTimmy

It's too late. My mom and dad know I have... fairy godparents.

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