A character in The Drew Carey Show
Played by Ian Gomez
The Drew Carey Show · 94 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in The Drew Carey Show: in 3 of its 94 quotes
[sipping from a wading pool] This has gotta be at least the fifth biggest margarita I've ever drank in my life.
LarryThe fifth biggest?
Frat party, frat party, frat party, and the Super Mucho Grande Margarita at La Cucaracha's, which actually has its own undertow.
LarryI hear you're down a man, Carey.
Larry, what are you doing here?
Larry (smug): Got probation. I'm an upstanding citizen and a pillar of the community. Here's the deal: I'll take my clothes off for a hundred bucks.
Why should we let you join?
LarryWanna see what I bring to the party? (gestures to the bar) Step into my office... (They go behind the bar. Larry unzips his pants, and acts as if he's taking out something heavy. Drew stares at it dumbfoundedly for a second, then he rapidly downs a shot and looks at it again.)
You're in. (Larry nods and puts it back in his pants.) Geez, you think you'd be more popular.
How do you guys keep those packages up?
We've got Velcro.
LarryYou guys have Velcro?
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