Jay quotes from The Drew Carey Show

Played by Robert Torti · 3 quotes

Played by Robert Torti

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in The Drew Carey Show: in 3 of its 94 quotes
Most scenes with: Drew (2)

Lines by Jay 1

Jay

Coffee and beer together? I gotta pee just thinking about it!

Jay

But I don't have room in the cab.

Yeah, but you'd have room if your life depended on it, wouldn't you, buddy? Hear what I'm saying? Fire in the hole!

I want this promotion more than anything.

More than pubic hair when you were twelve?

Yeah, like I used that for the next eight years.

What's it for anyway?

Jay

It's like the lettuce on the fruit plate. It's just for presentation.

S1 E21 Drew Gets Motivated