Mrs. O'Brien quotes from The Drew Carey Show

So what's the matter? He's too stable? He's got too good of a job. Oh, he treats you too nicely. You know, I think you ought to stop looking at the guys with the tightest butts [pantomimes a butt with her hands] and start looking at [puts hands much further apart] Drew.

Drew

What do you think of Jay? He's a pretty nice guy, huh?

Actually, he scares the life out of me.

Drew

No, Oswald's the one with the curly hair.

Lewis

Now do you think there's any way we can prove that Oswald's mentally incompetent?

I think it would be harder to prove that he's not.