Mr. Wick quotes from The Drew Carey Show

My captain still wears his cap to dinner.

This, Carey, is a replica of the mall. If you refuse to sell your house, we'll build the whole thing right around you, and your house will be surrounded by a Baskin-Robbins, a cineplex, and a Victoria's Secret... Who the hell built this model?! We might as well put a rocket up his bum and shoot him into Heaven!

Drew

Now, who the hell is that?

Lewis

I've heard of animals finding their way home; Maybe it's Lucky's testicles.

Drew

Well, it was two knocks. (He opens the door to find Mr. Wick standing there.) Well, I was close.

I suspect that was an insult, Carey but I don't have time. I've come to get Lucky.

I meant Mrs. Louder's dog. (Mr. Wick sees Lucky, but doesn't realize that it's him.) My God, Carey, your dog is butt-ugly!

I know what this is, Carey! This is part of your plan to get me fired, but it's not going to work!

Drew

I'm gonna get fired too!

I didn't say it was a good plan, you Yankee clipper!

I make good money but I can't touch a penny of it! I have a passion for the ponies.

Oswald

A passion for ponies?! That's disgusting!

I BET on them, you moron!

How do you guys keep those packages up?

We've got Velcro.

Larry

You guys have Velcro?

Drew

First, I have to ask a base question. Mimi Bobeck, did you invent the automobile?

Mimi

Yes, I did.

Give her something more difficult, something impossible for her to say yes to. It'll set this thing off like a pinball machine.

Drew

Alright. Hey Mimi, how'd you like to get out the butter and massage oil and do a little slip 'n slide with me later on?

Mimi

Sounds great. [Once again, the polygraph doesn't move] I am a god! Yes, yes, yes!