Cliff Huxtable quotes from The Cosby Show

Oh just holding him sets off all these weird stirs, and I wonder if I don't want another one...

Cliff

Uhh, let me help you. You don't.

So, you're saying you don't want another one?

Cliff

Claire, sometimes I don't even want the ones we have now.

Oh just holding him sets off all these weird stirs, and I wonder if I don't want another one...

Cliff

Uhh, let me help you. You don't.

So, you're saying you don't want another one?

Cliff

Claire, sometimes I don't even want the ones we have now.

Cliff

[after a long screeched note on a clarinet is heard downstairs] Have we moved closer to the river?

Theo

You think she's blowing through the right end?

Cliff

I think she just killed a goose.

Cliff

[starts destroying the game] That´s it, halftime.

Theo

Dad, there's no halftime in chess!

Cliff

The band is playing, so that's halftime.

Cliff

[after a long screeched note on a clarinet is heard downstairs] Have we moved closer to the river?

Theo

You think she's blowing through the right end?

Cliff

I think she just killed a goose.

Cliff

[starts destroying the game] That´s it, halftime.

Theo

Dad, there's no halftime in chess!

Cliff

The band is playing, so that's halftime.

Cliff

[Looking straight at Theo] Was that you?

Theo

[Breaks character and bursts out laughing]

Cliff

[Talking to Denise's boy-friend] If you don't plan on going to college then what do you plan on doing?

David

I think I'm going to just spend some time trying to find myself.

Cliff

And how long do you think that's going to take?

David

About five or ten years.

Cliff

In that amount of time you could find yourself and a few other people.

Denise

Dinners ready. [as Cliff walks by] So how do you like him?

Cliff

I don't know if it's him or not; he hasn't found himself yet.

Cliff

The entree, Dr. Huxtable's Salisbury Steak deluxe!

David

I'm sorry, Dr. Huxtable, I don't eat meat.

Cliff

The boy does not eat meat.

David

I'm a vegetarian.

Denise

I didn't know that!

Well we got lots of red beans and rice.

David

I'm sorry, I only eat brown rice.

Cliff

That's all right, we can take the rice and burn it for you.

Cliff

[Talking to Denise's boy-friend] If you don't plan on going to college then what do you plan on doing?

David

I think I'm going to just spend some time trying to find myself.

Cliff

And how long do you think that's going to take?

David

About five or ten years.

Cliff

In that amount of time you could find yourself and a few other people.

Denise

Dinners ready. [as Cliff walks by] So how do you like him?

Cliff

I don't know if it's him or not; he hasn't found himself yet.

Cliff

The entree, Dr. Huxtable's Salisbury Steak deluxe!

David

I'm sorry, Dr. Huxtable, I don't eat meat.

Cliff

The boy does not eat meat.

David

I'm a vegetarian.

Denise

I didn't know that!

Well we got lots of red beans and rice.

David

I'm sorry, I only eat brown rice.

Cliff

That's all right, we can take the rice and burn it for you.

Cliff

I wish I was 20 again.

Sondra

Would you go to Rio?

Cliff

Your mother wouldn't let me.

Cliff

[imitating Julia Child] First, you slice ever so gently along the grain, following the contour of the bird.

Theo

Dad, why are you talking like that?

Cliff

[still imitating Julia Child] I have no idea; it's just that it makes me feel more secure when I'm in the kitchen.

Cliff

I wish I was 20 again.

Sondra

Would you go to Rio?

Cliff

Your mother wouldn't let me.

Cliff

[imitating Julia Child] First, you slice ever so gently along the grain, following the contour of the bird.

Theo

Dad, why are you talking like that?

Cliff

[still imitating Julia Child] I have no idea; it's just that it makes me feel more secure when I'm in the kitchen.