Martin Kendall quotes from The Cosby Show

Martin

You were gonna let me go in here and meet two people who don't even know I exist, and then say, "By the way, I'm married to this guy"?

Denise

Yeah, something like that.

Martin

Dr. Huxtable (shakes Cliff's hand), Mrs. Huxtable (shakes Clair's hand). It's a pleasure to meet you both. Denise has told me so much about you.

Cliff

I'm sorry we can't say the same about you.

Martin

Olivia, this is Denise's father. His name is Dr. Huxtable.

Olivia

Hi.

Cliff

And how are you?

Olivia

I'm fine.

Cliff

Good. Do you have a job?

Olivia

No.

Cliff

Then I guess I can't get any money out of you.

Olivia

I have money.

Cliff

You do? How much?

Olivia

I have a lot of it. You can have some if you want.

Cliff

I know this is not one of my children.

Martin

[to Denise] You forgot to confirm the housing?

That's what I told you!

Martin

Sorry, sir. I'm taken off guard. Denise, I told you!!

Denise

I know. I'm sorry.

Would you like me to leave you two alone?

Denise

It says there is room for three kids.

Martin

Where, on the stove?

Denise

(pulling out one drawer) Here's one.

Martin

Olivia sleeps in a drawer?

Denise

(pulling out another drawer) Here's two. (studying the blueprint and walking toward the fridge) Here's three!

Martin

Well, what if you get hungry in the middle of the night? What are you supposed to do, fold the kid up?