[after a long screeched note on a clarinet is heard downstairs] Have we moved closer to the river?
[More sounds]
You think she's blowing through the right end?
[Even worse sounds]
I think she just killed a goose.
“Play It Again Vanessa” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (5), Theo Huxtable (5)
[Vanessa is playing the clarinet badly while Cliff and Theo are playing chess]
[starts destroying the game] That´s it, halftime.
Dad, there's no halftime in chess!
The band is playing, so that's halftime.
[after a long screeched note on a clarinet is heard downstairs] Have we moved closer to the river?
[More sounds]
You think she's blowing through the right end?
[Even worse sounds]
I think she just killed a goose.
[Vanessa is playing the clarinet badly while Cliff and Theo are playing chess]
[starts destroying the game] That´s it, halftime.
Dad, there's no halftime in chess!
The band is playing, so that's halftime.
(From one of this episode's outtakes)
[Vanessa plays a bad note]
[Looking straight at Theo] Was that you?
[Breaks character and bursts out laughing]
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