Lt. Provenza quotes from The Closer

Provenza

Where's Scarlett O'Hara? [Referring to Brenda]

Provenza

Where's Scarlett O'Hara? [Referring to Brenda]

Provenza

[To Brenda] Don't drive mad!

Provenza

I've waited my whole career to say this: The butler did it.

Provenza

Ok, everybody; mark the date. [Long pause] I was wrong.

Provenza

[To Brenda] Don't drive mad!

Provenza

I've waited my whole career to say this: The butler did it.

Provenza

Ok, everybody; mark the date. [Long pause] I was wrong.

Provenza

The water's still hot, this bottle's half empty. This guy got drunk and cooked to death.

Provenza

The water's still hot, this bottle's half empty. This guy got drunk and cooked to death.

Provenza

[with a mouth full] Nothing tastes better than somebody else's wedding cake. Mine tasted like prison food.

Brenda

So why don't you just ask me about it? I know what you're thinking.

Fritz

Ok, I did read the article about your ethics investigation.

Brenda

And you were wondering what all the hoopla was about.

Fritz

Well, it's none of my business, really, but, uh, yeah.

Provenza

[Eavesdropping with Buzz over Brenda's wire] Ok. Here we go. Spill your guts.

Brenda

It was my crazy ex-husband...

Buzz

Lieutenant, this is making me really uncomfortable.

Provenza

Buzz, don't make me pull out my gun.

Brenda

So why don't you just ask me about it? I know what you're thinking.

Fritz

Ok, I did read the article about your ethics investigation.

Brenda

And you were wondering what all the hoopla was about.

Fritz

Well, it's none of my business, really, but, uh, yeah.

Provenza

[Eavesdropping with Buzz over Brenda's wire] Ok. Here we go. Spill your guts.

Brenda

It was my crazy ex-husband...

Buzz

Lieutenant, this is making me really uncomfortable.

Provenza

Buzz, don't make me pull out my gun.

Provenza

[Handing out latex gloves] You might want to double up on your protective gear since this is a homocide.

Brenda

You seem to be having trouble with your pronunciation this evening.

Brenda

They can even register as domestic partners, have the same rights as married people.

Provenza

Serves 'em right, too. Why shouldn't they suffer just like everybody else?