MMMichelle Morgan
[the body blocking the church stairs leading to her wedding] Excuse me! I don't know what is going on here, but this is MY day and I want that body moved this instant!
“Saving Face” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Brenda Leigh Johnson (5), Will Pope (2), Lt. Provenza (1), Russell Taylor (1), Irene Daniels (1)
[about the video on YouTube] You shut down a church. And a funeral home. You arrested a bride.
I did that groom a big favor.
I'm sure, but his family's in the lobby and they, surprisingly, don't agree. The father of the bride who has money coming out of...whatever, you choose an orifice, is threatening a major lawsuit. Ray Hodge's relatives are furious, and what could have been just a minor embarrassment is now a complete disaster. Oh, and congratulations, Chief Johnson! You've just become the most downloaded, fully-clothed woman on the Internet!
This business with the bride would have been far worse had Chief Johnson actually done anything effectively to defend herself.
When Ms. Morgan attacked me, I made a conscious choice not to respond.
Clearly.
[with a mouth full] Nothing tastes better than somebody else's wedding cake. Mine tasted like prison food.
Do you think he... might have been involved with her? [about the dead girl]
MHMaggie Hodge
With Ray's heart, he couldn't raise a flag...and viagra would have been suicide.
[walking into a crowded hall] I am looking for some instant SHUT-UP! NOW!
Detective, what do you think of my lipstick?
Uh, you asking me as a friend or the Chief?
[handing the bride her cake topper] I'm sorry. I almost forgot. You know, giving this back to you, is almost as sweet as... the icing on your cake.
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