Andy Flynn quotes from The Closer

Flynn

Oh, man. A thousand bucks says I'm gonna be wearing this bullshit.

Flynn

Oh, man. A thousand bucks says I'm gonna be wearing this bullshit.

Flynn

I can't decide what's more nauseating: her trying to kill her husband or watching her come on to Provenza. Chief, we have guns, we can stop this.

Brenda

Low functioning autistics have no language skills; they cannot survive independently by themselvles. Keith is not like that. According to his school records, he's very intelligent but he does have issues : he's unemotional, frequently says inappropriate things, he's literal-minded, he gets fixated on minor details, he gets agitated when his routine is altered and he's extremely uncooperative when anything or anyone gets in the way of him doing what he wants.

Flynn

Does he have a Georgia accent?

Brenda

Low functioning autistics have no language skills; they cannot survive independently by themselvles. Keith is not like that. According to his school records, he's very intelligent but he does have issues : he's unemotional, frequently says inappropriate things, he's literal-minded, he gets fixated on minor details, he gets agitated when his routine is altered and he's extremely uncooperative when anything or anyone gets in the way of him doing what he wants.

Flynn

Does he have a Georgia accent?

Taylor

What is it you need? Another pair of hands?

Gabriel

Yeah.

Flynn

I'll go.

Gabriel

Um, I mean, that'd be great, only...

Taylor

Only what?

Gabriel

Well, sir, um, Lt. Flynn is one of our best guys here at the department, but he and, um...

Flynn

The bitch hates my guts.

Flynn

Hey, you know what's funny?

Gabriel

What?

Flynn

She can't stand me. I'm doing everything I can to make her life miserable; and here you are - you've tried to help her out wherever you could, and she treats us both exactly the same. Heh.

Taylor

What is it you need? Another pair of hands?

Gabriel

Yeah.

Flynn

I'll go.

Gabriel

Um, I mean, that'd be great, only...

Taylor

Only what?

Gabriel

Well, sir, um, Lt. Flynn is one of our best guys here at the department, but he and, um...

Flynn

The bitch hates my guts.

Flynn

Hey, you know what's funny?

Gabriel

What?

Flynn

She can't stand me. I'm doing everything I can to make her life miserable; and here you are - you've tried to help her out wherever you could, and she treats us both exactly the same. Heh.

Taylor

Well, that one's gonna cost her.

Flynn

You want to gloat to someone you're close to? Grab a mirror, Captain. I'm applying for permanent transfer to her squad.

Taylor

Well, that one's gonna cost her.

Flynn

You want to gloat to someone you're close to? Grab a mirror, Captain. I'm applying for permanent transfer to her squad.

Provenza

Is that a rat?

Flynn

That's his hair replacement system.

Provenza

His what?!

Flynn

They used to call it a toupee.

Provenza

They used to call it bald, too.

Brenda

Lt. Provenza...

Provenza

Flynn and I are going to go back to Sandy.

Brenda

Why, exactly?

Flynn

Tie up loose ends.

Provenza

Girl's loose ends need tying.

Provenza

Ok. We all know what's going on here. The smart move is to not get involved until the dust settles.

Flynn

Yeah. That's the smart move, alright. What's your idea?

Brenda

Lieutenant Flynn, your resignation surprised me most of all. The whole time I've been here, you've never said one complimentary thing about or to me.

Flynn

Chief, you have really great legs.