[Holding out a meowing pillowcase] The cat's sick.
You brought your cat to a crime scene?
It's not my cat, it just lives with me and eats at my house.
“Batter Up” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Brenda Leigh Johnson (8), Lt. Provenza (8), David Gabriel (4), Will Pope (2), Russell Taylor (2), Buzz (2)
[Handing out latex gloves] You might want to double up on your protective gear since this is a homocide.
You seem to be having trouble with your pronunciation this evening.
Where the hell is she?! I'm waiting here and I've got a very pissy state legislator in there.
She's having a personal crisis, Sir.
Yeah. It's called her life. [Muttering] Personal crisis...
They can even register as domestic partners, have the same rights as married people.
Serves 'em right, too. Why shouldn't they suffer just like everybody else?
Taylor, what you doin' with our suspect?
You know how it is, Provenza; the Pope giveth and the Pope taketh away.
How did I become one of these women with too many cats? How did this happen?!
After Taylor got him to confess, I went out...
I?!
Alright, WE, went out to find security tapes.
[Holding out a meowing pillowcase] The cat's sick.
You brought your cat to a crime scene?
It's not my cat, it just lives with me and eats at my house.
[Handing out latex gloves] You might want to double up on your protective gear since this is a homocide.
You seem to be having trouble with your pronunciation this evening.
Where the hell is she?! I'm waiting here and I've got a very pissy state legislator in there.
She's having a personal crisis, Sir.
Yeah. It's called her life. [Muttering] Personal crisis...
They can even register as domestic partners, have the same rights as married people.
Serves 'em right, too. Why shouldn't they suffer just like everybody else?
Taylor, what you doin' with our suspect?
You know how it is, Provenza; the Pope giveth and the Pope taketh away.
How did I become one of these women with too many cats? How did this happen?!
After Taylor got him to confess, I went out...
I?!
Alright, WE, went out to find security tapes.
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