Julio Sanchez quotes from The Closer

Sanchez

[the squad is searching a nursing home] It kills me. White people pay all this money to store their families in places like this. We throw some carpet in the garage, everyone's welcome.

Sanchez

It's gang central LA, chief. There's big overlap out there. There's black, brown, and a little white. There's 3 regular gangs, and one made up of all the gang rejects. It's what we call affirmative action gangsters.

Brenda

So, you both worked for the Pruitts?

Yes.

Brenda

And were you working at the Pruitts' house two evenings ago?

[Looking at his partner, not really understanding English] Yes.

Brenda

And did you climb Mt. Everest in your undershorts?

Yes

Sanchez

Maybe this would go a little quicker if I handled it, Chief.

Brenda

Ya think?

Sanchez

[Imitating a heavy accent] Jes.

Brenda

So, you both worked for the Pruitts?

Yes.

Brenda

And were you working at the Pruitts' house two evenings ago?

[Looking at his partner, not really understanding English] Yes.

Brenda

And did you climb Mt. Everest in your undershorts?

Yes

Sanchez

Maybe this would go a little quicker if I handled it, Chief.

Brenda

Ya think?

Sanchez

[Imitating a heavy accent] Jes.

Buzz

[Cleaning up his workstation, handing the snack wrappers to Sanchez] Guys, this is a surveillance center, not a concession stand. And I'm not your maid, ok?!

Sanchez

Why don't you calm down, Buzz?

Buzz

[Cleaning up his workstation, handing the snack wrappers to Sanchez] Guys, this is a surveillance center, not a concession stand. And I'm not your maid, ok?!

Sanchez

Why don't you calm down, Buzz?

Brenda

Why aren't they using Robbery/Homicide's interview room?

Sanchez

Technical problems with their monitors.

Daniels

[holds up RCA cables] Bless me, mother, for I have sinned.

Brenda

[smiles] We are all going to hell.

Brenda

Why aren't they using Robbery/Homicide's interview room?

Sanchez

Technical problems with their monitors.

Daniels

[holds up RCA cables] Bless me, mother, for I have sinned.

Brenda

[smiles] We are all going to hell.

Provenza

[concerning their suspect's room in the nursing home] Wait a minute. I do recognize him. Baxter. Donald Baxter. He had the police beat on the newspaper when I was first starting out, chief. How did he end up here?

Sanchez

Don't worry, Lieutenant. I'll come visit you.

Tao

What makes a good marriage? I think patience.

Patience. And separate bathrooms.

Provenza

Up until now, you guys had avoided all the big mistakes people make in a relationship: getting married, buying a house and having kids. I look at this wedding today as a big red flag.

Gabriel

Hi. I just wanted to say that I have really enjoyed working with both of you, truly. And this really couldn't be happening to two nicer people. Congratulations, you guys.

Flynn

Hey, you guys. Enjoy Italy. You've earned it. And make sure you "sleep in" a lot your first week out. Heh heh heh.

Daniels

I don't know much about successful relationships, but you seem to have one. And I'm happy to have been a part of your lives.

Buzz

I just wanted to say that its really nice to have been invited to the reception, and I hope this little tribute is something you will like, and keep and remember.

Sanchez

My wife died six years ago and I've never taken off her ring. Always love each other. Always.

Pope

Well, I'm...happy for you. Both. May each year bring you closer together.

Taylor

So...just say something nice?

Buzz

That's what I did.

Taylor

Okay, let me think...

Sanchez

Chief, Goldman is here, in this print shed, right now. Everything you say and everything that you do will get back to him. You need to follow up without us. When you're not sure you can trust, chief, don't trust anyone.

Brenda

But Julio, these people are my friends.

Sanchez

That's what JRock was thinking when he parked the car.