Morales quotes from The Closer

Frankly, I'm not even sure I would call this a murder. Seems to me more like, uh...accidental death in the middle of someone else's hissy fit.

Brenda

Let me guess, natural causes?

If we were guessing, I wouldn't be cutting the old guy open, pulling out his intestines. I'd be at brunch, with my friends, having a mimosa.

Brenda

Well, Dr. Morales, I'm so sorry to interrupt your Sunday, but its important to establish that Mr. Kaplan here is not a homicide victim.

Well then, wipe off your crystal ball, honey, because this guessing game isn't working for you.

Brenda

Actually, Doctor, I am feeling a little weird and the cold medicine I took seems to be making my heart race. Is that normal?

Ok, first: stay over there. Because whatever you have, I don't want it.

Brenda

Sorry. Do you want to know my symptoms?

Do you have insurance?

Brenda

Yes, I do.

Then see your own doctor. You end up dying, I promise to find out why.

Also Mr. Cooper had dinner less than an hour before he was killed. Maybe an Italian restaurant. Looks like pumpkin ravioli; don't often find it this time of year. Some risotto, lots of bread...

You sure this guy was a fitness instructor? That's an awful lot of carbs.

Brenda

Would you preserve the wounds for me, doctor?

With a casting or the epidermis itself?

Brenda

Cut out the actual wound, please.

Would you like that for here or to go?

You guys may want to put down your little wedding cake samples before I show you my presentation. Pretty graphic.

Flynn

No, we're fine, doc. In fact, this is a really good test to see which one of these the Chief might choose for her reception.

Provenza

Yeah, if you still like it while you're watching somebody who blew their brains out, this is the cake for your wedding.

Brenda

Cause of death?

Due to circumstances beyond my control, you'll have to tell me.

Maybe he choked to death on four triple burgers, extra cheese, six orders of fries and a Diet Coke.

Brenda

This receipt was made on Friday night. Oceanside?

Gabriel

That's just north of San Diego. Looks like he paid with a credit card.

Brenda

Sergeant Gabriel, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gabriel

"Why the Diet Coke"?

We cut back where we can.

Brenda

So the baseball bat didn't kill him?

No, though it probably really annoyed him as he was dying from a broken neck.