“The Justice League Recombination” quotes from The Big Bang Theory

[victorious tone of voice] Lesser Warlord of Ka'ah!

Not so fast! Infinite Sheldon.

Infinite Sheldon?!

Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards, and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.

Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?

No. Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.

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You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel: turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life.

Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

No. I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. It was a great show; they also said dolphins might be smarter than people.

They might be smarter than some people. [Sheldon and Raj laugh; Penny is disgusted]

[oblivious] Well, maybe we can do an experiment to find out.

That's easy enough. We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through, and a bucket of whatever bite-size treats you find tasty.

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[after Zack leaves] You know, for a bunch of guys who claim to have spent a lot of their life being bullied, you can be real jerks. Shame on all of you.

RRaj

[after Penny closes the door] What the hell did I do?

[opening door back up] You laughed. [Raj immediately shuts up]

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[knocking at Penny's door] Babe, open up.

[inside her apartment] I'm not talking to you.

Then who are you talking to? Babe?

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[dressed as The Flash, rapidly knocking] Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny-- [Penny finally opens the door]

What the hell is wrong with you?!