You wanna talk about crazy mothers, Leonard's mom wouldn't give him any sort of approval growing up.
It makes him desperate to please women. That's where the foreplay goes on and on.
It's like he's trying to win a prize. Oh, word of advice, do not doze off, you'll never hear the end of it.
(They walk past the bio-hazard room not noticing Sheldon is being restrained by doctors for being exposed to the illness in the room)
Help me! Come back! Penny!
You're a putz! You know what that means?
Your mother just taught it to me. She thinks she got food poisoning from that deli and she wanted to make sure I was okay.
No, because I'm engaged to a putz. You let me believe I was the reason she had a heart attack.
Well, based on the available evidence...
Shut up! She said I'm a wonderful girl and that you're lucky to have me.
[as Bernadette walks away] Where are you going?
[like Mrs. Wolowitz] To the toilet! Is that okay with you?!
[to Leonard and Raj after she leaves] Is it just me or does she sound sexy when she's angry?
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