The Big Bang Theory · Season 6, Episode 4
“The Re-Entry Minimization” · Season 6, Episode 4
In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (2), Penny (2), Howard Wolowitz (2), Amy Farrah Fowler (2), Leonard Hofstadter (1), Raj (1), Stuart Bloom (1)
You know, I am very disappointed that I won’t be able to celebrate Howard’s accomplishment tonight.
Me, too. But we’ll see him tomorrow.
Yes, it’s just that in all the years I’ve known him, he’s never had the opportunity to receive my admiration. I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened.
You’re unbelievable.
I know.
[Enters] Oh! hey, man, welcome back!
Oh, Stuart, thanks! What are you doing here?
Well... I kind of live here now.
Just until he gets back on his feet... which are looking good in those boots I bought him for my birthday!
[They fist-bump]
Ah, he's spoiling me and I love it.
Wow, so you guys are like buds now?
Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time. Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend...
It's like we have these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.
[Penny, Amy, Leonard and Sheldon kneel around the coffee table, each has a blueberry pie before them]
Alright, standard State Fair pie eating contest rules are no hands, first one to clean the pan wins.
On the count of 3. 1... 2...
Wait. I'm a little concerned. Blueberries are rich in antioxidants.
So?
So with all those antioxidants, what if I run out of oxidants?
Sheldon, we haven't won a game all night. Now you either stick your face in that pie or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face!
That's rude.
1... 2... 3... EAT! [all four dive in face first then Howard arrives]
Hey guys, guess who's back from space!
NOT NOW! [Howard leaves]
Oh! Ow! Blueberry in my nose! Blueberry in my nose!
Snort it down and keep eating!
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