The Big Bang Theory · Season 6, Episode 6
“The Extract Obliteration” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Leonard Hofstadter (2), Sheldon Cooper (1), Penny (1)
Play, play, play!
What are you doing?
Trying to use a Jedi mind trick to control Stephen Hawking. Ugh, he must be wearing a tin foil hat or something.
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[later on]
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Leonard, come back. Leonard, come back. Leonard, come back!
[walks back into the room] What?
Oh, of course! It only works on the weak-minded.
[handing Penny a folder] Before you look, do you about the story of the Shoemaker and the elves?
Elves? Leonard, it's too early for Lord of the Rings.
No, see, there's this shoemaker, and when he goes to sleep, these elves come out and make these amazing shoes for him. And when he wakes up, he would so happy, not mad at the elves at all. Here you go.
[reading the paper's headline] "The Effects of Slavery in the Old South, 1602-1865". What the hell is this?
Don't ask me, a little elf did it.
What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck! Neener, neener, neener!
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