[during the "Telethon"] We've just received fifty dollars from: Grandma Shades! She says: "Please don't harm my grandson, I beg you". Human compassion at it's finest!
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S2 E9Ragdolls to Riches
Kitten's got claws.
[cracks her whip] Kitten's got a whip!
SKSelina Kyle
Who knew Gotham's wealthiest bachelor had such a grip.
Yours is not as bad as yourself...err, your grip.
SKSelina Kyle
A firm handshake is a must in my life.
And you are?
SKSelina Kyle
Selina Kyle.
S2 E10The Butler Did It
After stealing from you twice and having a punch-up with the Batman, I should hope you'd have my head examined.
Everything appears normal, Alfred.
Then you and I were simply victims of hypnosis?
Not "we". When the Batwave sounded, it jarred you and the other butlers from your trance. But my hallucinations continued. Hallucinations so powerful, they could only be the work of a Spellbinder.
A Spellbinder, sir?
During my studies in the Far East, I learned of a remote temple whose monks performed a particularly intense form of meditation, believed to lead to that which only few could achieve: the mystic power of the third eye. A state of awareness so pure or potent, one could project one's visions into reality.
So our three-eyed scoundrel possesses an enlightened mind and a corrupted soul.
If last night was only a rehearsal, I believe he's after a fourth eye.
The Sarkana gemstone?
And since Spellbinder somehow managed to implant you and the butlers with hypnotic suggestions, he'll no doubt trigger you three to steal it for him.
Me, steal from charity?! You must lock me up at once!
Well, it's no Arkham Asylum, but it should hold you.
I shall be quite comfortable here, sir. Perhaps just some reading. And a spot of tea. Oh, and a telly! To view live auction coverage of the Batman trouncing thieving butlers, of course!
[with a British accent] Right away, then, sir!
S2 E11Grundy's Night
Any good costumes this round?
If you consider Joker, Penguin, and Catwoman "good"...
I guess it's more fun to be the bad guys.
Halloween's nearly over, "Grundy". Time to lose the mask. [tears off "Solomon Grundy"'s face, which turns into clay] Trick or treat... Clayface.
Can't blame me for having some Halloween fun, can you, Bats?
Terrorizing the descendants and destroying their homes was your cover, but it was their money you were after.
Leave them destitute, like the legend says.
No one would think of chasing after Grundy for the money. They'd have to dredge Gotham Swamp.
And I'd be long gone with my loot, taking any face I wanted - alive, dead or non-existent.
Knew I couldn't lose a 500-pound zombie that easily.
I may not have tricked you, Bats, but I'm still gonna collect my treats!
S2 E12Strange Minds
I have developed a device that allows its user to tap directly into a patient's mind, like a two-way radio transmission.
You gotta be kidding me.
Hardly. The technology is untested, and therefore risky, but I am willing to volunteer.
GGuard
What makes you so sure Joker will be willing to cooperate?
Another voice in my head? Well, the more, the merrier!
The tears of a clown, the rage behind the leer. Tonight, I merely glimpsed Joker's peculiar form of madness. So many more roads to cross, before I can get to... [moves Joker's file to reveal one with Batman's picture on it] the other side.
S2 E13Night and the City
I proclaim this street "Rictus Row"!
It's my 'hood, and it's "Penguinsburg"!
I prefer the ring of "Enigma Avenue".
Who are you?
Call me... the Riddler.
"Riddler"? You stealing my shtick?!
I do riddles. I don't tell jokes.
Well, Gotham ain't big enough for the two of us, skinny, let alone three!
Precisely why I propose we settle this with a wager.
What's the game?
The first to capture and unmask our greatest common foe wins Gotham.
No matter who wins...
The biggest loser is the Batman.
Detective Yin aided and abetted a known criminal, resisted arrest, and fled police custody.
CGCommissioner Gordon
That's one way of looking at it. Here's another: Detective Yin helped to bring in Gotham's three most wanted. It seems to me this department has had its share of bad press lately. Do you think it is wise to arrest a hero?
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