Ian Stringer quotes from The Apprentice

(to Nicholas who is an artist and a barrister) You know what my mum says? If you can piss you can paint.

There are two types of people in the world; Winners and... I don't know how to say the word, I can't say it, and I won't say it. (at the start of the episode; Ian lost as team leader that week, and was fired)

Can you get us black bags?