HMHelen Milligan
(when asked to tell a joke by Mike Soutar) A fish is swimming along and he swims straight into something and he goes “Oh, dam.”
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Helen Milligan
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(when asked to tell a joke by Mike Soutar) A fish is swimming along and he swims straight into something and he goes “Oh, dam.”
(After Susan returns to the house) Oh my god! Is it just you?!
(Jim enters)
Jim Eastwood: Did anyone order a final four?
(during a recording session) MOOOOO!
(all break down laughing)
Melody Hossaini: (while the others are laughing) We are serious businesswomen!
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