Simon Smith quotes from The Apprentice

(in Sir Alan's voice) "And at the end of this task, one of you will be fired!"

(During Team Renaissance's victory) What-ho, bloke? Top tea.

(on Raef) Laurence of Araefia. The strange, posh enigma!

Yeah, I need more cheese. I'm alright on on mushrooms, tomatoes. I need ham, I need palma ham, I need tuna. I need...I need fucking everything!