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And what's my body language telling you?

Saira Khan: Well, I would say that you're not very convinced by me...

Paul Kemsley: No, you're right. I'm not completely convinced.

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I've got no idea what he's doing here.

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You may not be aware of this...*coughs* Alan, but Tre runs a global corporation from his bedroom.

Sir Alan Sugar: *in disbelief* He does what?

Paul Kemsley: Apparently, he's got 15 offices around the world...some of which may also be bedrooms.

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I didn't find anything interesting in your CV.

Alex Wotherspoon: Obviously taking into account my age, that's why my CV isn't as extensive as...

Paul Kemsley: I was running my own business at twenty-two.

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I want to see this silly impression of a dinosaur that you do.

Lee McQueen: Of a reverse pterodactyl?

Paul Kemsley: I've got to see it.

Lee McQueen: Do you want to see it?

Paul Kemsley: Absolutely.

Lee McQueen: Unbelievable.

Paul Kemsley: Go on.

Lee McQueen: Okay-(he performs his reverse pterodactyl impression and then sits back down) Impressive?

Paul Kemsley: I don't think Sir Alan would be too impressed. I didn't find it funny but he definitely wouldn't.

Lee McQueen: No, and I wouldn't do a reverse pterodactyl in front of Sir Alan-

Paul Kemsley: Why don't you just say "No" then? This is a serious interview. It's a serious job.