Alex Mills quotes from The Apprentice

Jason, will you be quiet you silly shit?!

(holding up a bunch of carrots) What are these?

Fresh viagra? I don't need any of that, I'm from Wales!

(on Zeeshaan) We've had know-it-all come in, thinks he knows it all, he's about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Colonel.

(dressed as "Herbert the Pervert" to Karren who looks bewildered) I'm supposed to be a scary thing, so if I'm scaring people it's working.