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The Apprentice · Season 1, Episode 15

Paul Torrisi in “Unfinished Business”

There's a slight pause, and then it's a giggle. [Actor laughs half-heartedly] Not funny enough!

Raj Dhonota: Tell him a friggin' joke man! What's the matter with you?

Paul Torrisi: Okay. An aardvark walked into a pub, and the barman said, "Why the long face?"

Raj Dhonota: I dunno.

Paul Torrisi: Well... that's the joke. An aardvark has a long face.

Raj Dhonota: Oh.

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