Nick Hewer quotes from The Apprentice

Nick Hewer

They've sold their three nodding doggies... to three unsuspecting people of appalling taste. Time to get some more. Woof! Woof!

Nick Hewer

(to Jim, who is Irish) I don't know whether you kissed the Blarney Stone or swallowed it whole, but you were a tour de force.

Nick Hewer

Columbus, he's British?

Nick Hewer

(on Kurt's recycling chair) I've never come across such a revolting idea!

Nick Hewer

(to the camera after Robert's refusal to step up as project manager) You need to be a very brave man to actually ignore pretty firm instructions from Lord Sugar. But my word! Robert shirked that within seconds!

Nick Hewer

How much do you think you've spent on fragrances?

I haven't got the figures in front of me, but...

Nick Hewer

Was it not 450 grams of Sandalwood?

No, half of 450...? Shit.

Nick Hewer

Would it surprise you to know you've spent over £700 on fragrances? (Views the stunned team) Anyway, I'll leave it with you. (He leaves the room)