Lord Sugar quotes from The Apprentice

(to the losing team) In the task, you got covered in bullshit. Now you know how I feel, when I listen to some of the rubbish that comes out in the boardroom.

(on Connexus' third appearance in the boardroom) Okay, let me tell you this. Normally, I set this task at eight o'clock in the morning and I tell people to be back here 6 o'clock the same day. You had the whole of overnight and all that time to think about where you were going and what you were doing. Not organized!

(to Joseph) I suppose you, Valentino, would go after the mirror. You probably spent half your time looking in it.

Vana, it's hard for me to justify how you can remain in the process, because of the failure of this task. But, Jenny, I'm yet to see any actual achievements, anything one can pin down to you and say, "well, actually, that was very, very good." So, I'm having less of a problem here. Jenny, you're fired!

(to Mergim before firing him) It is a difficult one. Look, Mergim I'm going to say this to you: I don't think you have the potential, at this moment in time, of being my business partner, I really don't. But carry on with your dreams okay? It is with sincere regret Mergim, that you're fired.

(to Elle minutes before firing her) In your day job, you organize the construction of basements. Well in this particular task, you've dug yourself a very, very big hole. You're Fired!

(on Versatile's party after they lose the task) It was supposed to be fun. It seemed to me more like an Ofsted inspection.

(after Scott leaves) This process is all about people who perform. At least another one of you will be leaving the process today.

(On Charleine's business plan) Expecting her to become as big as Toni & Guy is like expecting Claude to grow an afro.

You've got more cheek than Kim Kardashian, I think.

Why don't you tell me one last time Joseph, why you think you should be my business partner?

Technology has been my best friend for over 50 years...but maybe it's time to make new friends. And so Joseph, you are going to be my business partner!

If you want to moan, you can send me an email at "LordSugar@idon'tcare. com"

(To Oliver who runs a sausage business) Are you Porkos, Greek god of sausages?

You like to be known as "The Big K"? Is that right?