TV show quotes
You're part of the oath now Cat! From now on, we'll look after you!
I've already sampled your precious oath, thank you very much.
May I offer my apologies. So embarassing!
You meant well Kestrel.
(Hisses) Not to me she didn't. Ouch!
Sorry.
I know. Don't say it. You mean well too (!).
And you can shut up! Call that sympathy?!?
No. I call it plain annoying!
Quick! Take cover! (Mr Fieldmouse and Mr Vole disappear, but Mrs Vole doesn't budge)
I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm on my way home when I hear this horrible din! So, I come to investigate and what do I find? You. Now can I give you a word of advice, Weasel. Instead of winding everybody else up, why don't you just wind down?
In brief Fox I ask you on the oath of Farthing Wood, did you or did you not eat my... mother?
On the oath of Farthing Wood, no. I did not.
Well I don't believe you!
Oh what is the point.
Am I missing something?
Fox stands accused of... of devouring Mrs Vole.
Oh? How's that? I saw Scarface eating her!
She was on Farthing Land. She should have been safe!
Nobody's safe with him around!
Eating mice, are you?
Er, er, yes! Want one?
I prefer live prey.
Ahahaha! Er...
Aren't they Farthing Wood mice? Tut tut tut!
No, and anyway Mr Scarface, sir, they died of a cold so there. Which is more than can be said for the vole you ate!
Ah, so you saw that did you?
Yes I did! And Mr Scarface, I'm afraid I have to tell you that particular vole was a friend of mine - a Farthing Wood vole!
(menacingly) So, what are you going to do about it?
Er... nothing.
Did you happen to tell anyone you saw me eating a Farthing Wood vole Weasel?
Are you quite sure about that?
That's good, because if you had told anyone, Scarface would have killed you. Just like I killed your friend. GOT IT?
You want us... all of us, to all go and live in the warden's cottage?
Yes, look at me! My fur's shiny, I'm well fed...
Not to say fat!
You could be like me!
The old fool's off his trolley!
Gone soft... in the brain.
We couldn't go and live in a house!
No the birds, I'm afraid.
Ah! The Cat. No...
What do you say Fox?
I say you should go home and get some sleep! You'll feel better in the morning.
Oh I see, you think I'm rambling do you? Tch, I don't know why I bothered. Stayed in the warmth, food before me. Well, that'll teach me to think of my so-called friends, didn't even come to meet me.
But... we didn't know you were coming!
Huh!
Badger... where are you going?
Home, like Fox said! To the warden's house! (he leaves)
Poor Badger.
Excuse me, but I think this calls for a general meeting!
What do you want? Are you sick again?
No! I... I've come home!
You're a wild animal. You don't belong here.
You manage!
My kind have learned to purr and rub over man's legs for generations! Could you learn overnight?
But you're my friend! You could teach me!
Oh go home you stupid creature!
Suppose I kept right out of Fox's way, stayed off Farthing Land, you know, I mean I can't tell old Blubot what I don't know can I?
Didn't help you just now. He said "It's your job to know"! I mean, you're supposed to be his spy Weasel.
I know but...
Weasel, I like you. In fact I think you're gorgeous! In fact I'm dotty about you! But if you're going to be silly I'm not going to stay around to see the result! I want to live - even if you don't!
Cowardy cowardy custard!
Did you say the warden's gone?
No... I said the moon was made of green cheese.
(pauses) Is it really?
(about the poachers) I say we set up a watch.
Good idea Fox.
I'll help.
You? What good are you? Your wing's damaged.
I don't see with my wings Owl, and my eyes are fine.
Fieldmouse might have something to say about that!
Don't kill me. Don't kill me!
Give me one good reason why not.
A stoat's beneath the notice of a lady like you.
True, but in cold weather we all have to take what we can get. (is about to eat the stoat)
No don't! I can help you!
(laughs) You can indeed. You can help me please my mate. He's hungry.
Wouldn't it please him more to have news of the Farthing Wood fox?
That rather depends. Tell me more...
Hello old friend.
I'm no friend of yours! I'm a gorse bush!
No you're not! You're Weasel!
Oh, why don't you leave me alone!
(about Fox) The humans are falling for his trap.
And he is going to fall into mine.
That Farthing Wood fox has brought trouble down on all our heads!
But how, if he sent off the poachers?
They'll be back. And when they are back, they'll be angry.
Well it could have been worse, couldn't it?
Of course I'm glad. It's just... oh, nothing.
You are a funny little thing. It's not like you to be nervous.
Well... perhaps it's because I'm going to have cubs.
I saw some carrots. Shall I fetch them too?
(While stuffing his face with cabbage) Please Owl. Now my mate's carrying young we need much more food than before!
I'm the one carrying the young, not you!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Animals of Farthing Wood pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
