The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 2, Episode 4
Suppose I kept right out of Fox's way, stayed off Farthing Land, you know, I mean I can't tell old Blubot what I don't know can I?
Didn't help you just now. He said "It's your job to know"! I mean, you're supposed to be his spy Weasel.
I know but...
Weasel, I like you. In fact I think you're gorgeous! In fact I'm dotty about you! But if you're going to be silly I'm not going to stay around to see the result! I want to live - even if you don't!
Cowardy cowardy custard!
Did you say the warden's gone?
No... I said the moon was made of green cheese.
(pauses) Is it really?
(about the poachers) I say we set up a watch.
Good idea Fox.
I'll help.
You? What good are you? Your wing's damaged.
I don't see with my wings Owl, and my eyes are fine.
Fieldmouse might have something to say about that!
Don't kill me. Don't kill me!
Give me one good reason why not.
A stoat's beneath the notice of a lady like you.
True, but in cold weather we all have to take what we can get. (is about to eat the stoat)
No don't! I can help you!
(laughs) You can indeed. You can help me please my mate. He's hungry.
Wouldn't it please him more to have news of the Farthing Wood fox?
That rather depends. Tell me more...
Hello old friend.
I'm no friend of yours! I'm a gorse bush!
No you're not! You're Weasel!
Oh, why don't you leave me alone!
(about Fox) The humans are falling for his trap.
And he is going to fall into mine.
That Farthing Wood fox has brought trouble down on all our heads!
But how, if he sent off the poachers?
They'll be back. And when they are back, they'll be angry.
Well it could have been worse, couldn't it?
Of course I'm glad. It's just... oh, nothing.
You are a funny little thing. It's not like you to be nervous.
Well... perhaps it's because I'm going to have cubs.
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