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The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 2, Episode 3

Scarface and Weasel in “Survival”

Scarface

Eating mice, are you?

Weasel

Er, er, yes! Want one?

Scarface

I prefer live prey.

Weasel

Ahahaha! Er...

Scarface

Aren't they Farthing Wood mice? Tut tut tut!

Weasel

No, and anyway Mr Scarface, sir, they died of a cold so there. Which is more than can be said for the vole you ate!

Scarface

Ah, so you saw that did you?

Weasel

Yes I did! And Mr Scarface, I'm afraid I have to tell you that particular vole was a friend of mine - a Farthing Wood vole!

Scarface

(menacingly) So, what are you going to do about it?

Weasel

Er... nothing.

Scarface

Did you happen to tell anyone you saw me eating a Farthing Wood vole Weasel?

Scarface

Are you quite sure about that?

Scarface

That's good, because if you had told anyone, Scarface would have killed you. Just like I killed your friend. GOT IT?

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