Eating mice, are you?
Er, er, yes! Want one?
I prefer live prey.
Ahahaha! Er...
Aren't they Farthing Wood mice? Tut tut tut!
No, and anyway Mr Scarface, sir, they died of a cold so there. Which is more than can be said for the vole you ate!
Ah, so you saw that did you?
Yes I did! And Mr Scarface, I'm afraid I have to tell you that particular vole was a friend of mine - a Farthing Wood vole!
(menacingly) So, what are you going to do about it?
Er... nothing.
Did you happen to tell anyone you saw me eating a Farthing Wood vole Weasel?
Are you quite sure about that?
That's good, because if you had told anyone, Scarface would have killed you. Just like I killed your friend. GOT IT?
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