What's up Rabbit?
My mate's in there! She's having her babies! It's agony, oh it's agony! You can't imagine!
Hold on old son. She's having the babies, not you.
Yes but I'm so sensitive. I feel every last twinge. You can't imagine.
No... I can't(!).
S2 E5A Joke Backfires
(About Owl) I wouldn't bother telling her, let her find out for herself.
Isn't that rather mean?
Serves her right, she's mean and self-righteous and pompous and-
I think we get the picture, dear.
I suppose I should tell Fox but I simply cannot face him... not after such a humiliation.
(horrified) What did I do? What did I do?
(To Weasel about Fox) You can tell him from me, that I'll pay him back for the death of my son, as sure as my name's Scarface.
It's not like you to be so hard hearted.
I'm sorry. It's just I'm worried. It is my fault, you see? The poachers were after me. What I don't understand is why they shot a blue fox? They saw me clearly enough.
In the dusk all foxes look the same, red or blue.
Oh I see... then I've really done it haven't I?
Done what?
I've brought the wrath of the poachers down on all our heads. They'll shoot every fox in the park just to be sure of getting me!
Where are you going?
I'll wait by the boundary. They can't miss me there.
No Fox! They won't stop at you, don't you see? It would be a pointless sacrifice! And I need you...
I've just had a word with the hare female. She saw it all. It was the poachers alright, and she told me they'd got a fox. Shot dead, right between the eyes he was! Didn't stand a chance. Mind you, he can't have suffered much. Died at once apparently. Still, makes you think doesn't it? One minute you're here, the next you're not. Far better you enjoy life while you can, that's what I say.
(narrating) The death of the blue fox threatened the peace of the park. And a new plan had to be considered. As always, I went to the stone circle to think.
Aren't they just gorgeous?
Better than anything that other lot could produce. Look... this one's got my nose!
(To the cub) Come back here! Always ranging, that one.
Ooh, a ranger eh? He'll be a great help to his dad against that fox eh? Won't you Ranger?
Can't you forget him just for a minute?
(To Ranger) You and me... we'll sort him out, won't we eh?
If the poachers don't get us first.
May I say on behalf of all everyone gathered, how gratified we all are on this joyous occasion. Fox and Vixen have always been dear to all of our hearts and-
SMrs Squirrel
Hear hear!
I haven't finished yet!
Least said Owl...
...soonest mended, yes.
Come back here!
Proper little dreamer she is. Lives in a world of her own.
(laughs) He's a bold little chap!
Ha ha! Just like his father!
I've been fine all this time because I kept clear from you!
But it wasn't my fault you were shot at!
Whenever I see you something terrible happens! You're bad news Weasel!
The poachers have returned once again to reassert their mastery over us. They are as gods with the power of life and death in their human hands while we mere creatures must submit.
They're shooting anything that moves!
The warden could stop them.
He doesn't even know about the poachers, so he's hardly going to be out looking for them isn't he?
Fox?
WWarden
(holding the poachers at gunpoint) Alright you two, hands on your heads!
WWarden
Well I'll be blown!
S2 E6Home Is Where The Heart Is
MMateless
I heard so much about you from my mate... he died you know.
Mole? The Farthing Wood mole... is dead?
MMateless
We met at the beginning of Winter. But it was so cold, and he was old. He died... leaving me mateless. But these are his. (points at her two young)
He's so soft, like moss!
MMateless
Yes... I shall call him Mossy.
Badger... Mole isn't with us.
I can see that for myself. Tell him to get along and see me as soon as possible!
MMateless
But... but... (Badger walks away in good spirits) Oh dear...
Yes... oh dear.
He can't take it in, poor old codger.
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