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The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 1, Episode 5

“Snare for the Unwary” quotes from The Animals of Farthing Wood

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“Snare for the Unwary” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Owl (6), Fox (4), Adder (4), Badger (4), Toad (2), Mrs. Hare (2), Weasel (1), Mole (1)

[Mr. Pheasant volunteers to go back for Adder, but can't fly very well and he keeps falling]

Oh dear... I'd forgotten pheasants are not very good at flying! We'll be here till Christmas at this rate!

Psst... Adder. Psst! Adder! UGHHH!

[He witnesses what's left of his cooked wife cooling on the windowsill, and he starts crying really hard, and he is bursting into tears. Then Bruno hears Mr. Pheasant crying]

Huh?

Psssst! PHEASSSANT! GET OUT OF SSSIGHT!

I can't see anything! Where are you, Adder?

Never mind you seeing me! Don't let the farmer see you! Whoops! [she hides]

...Farmer?

[Moments later, he is shot off-screen and killed by Tom Griggs. Then the animals hear a gunshot and the scared rooks caw, flying]

Oh... NO!

If that's Pheasant, I'll never forgive myself.

Need another volunteer, Fox?

Owl, I'd be grateful if you were a little less critical and a little more helpful.

You want me to help?

You could offer to go back for Adder.

[yawning] I suppose I could.

So why don't you?

Well, it's almost night and wings are faster than the fleetest of foot. So I suppose I might as well volunteer. [takes off flying] See you soon!

That bird.

[Badger hears a rook cawing]

Look. A stranger.

Where are you?

At last! What kept you?

Where's Pheasant?

Roasting for supper. Speaking of which, Can I offer you some juicy rat?

Hmm, don't mind if I do.

[Adder grins and swoops down and Owl flies, a dead rat lies on the floor]

Fancy Fox allowing Pheasant to come back for you! Why, he couldn't even fly properly!

I sssuppose there were lotsss of volunteers?

Well, one or two. Well, one anyway.

You would've known better than to ask.

Fox couldn't lead a pack of hounds.

Even if they were on his scent!

[They laugh]

What happened to Pheasant?

You need me to tell you?

I knew it! Poor Pheasant! And I was so unkind to him...

Now he's got something to cry about.

That's just it - he'll never cry anymore! [sobbing]

Don't you start!

I should never have let him go.

[critical] True.

[Toad is cheering the animals on as they cross the river.]

That toad's sssickening enthusiasm is beginning to get on my nerves.

[The rabbits are floundering in the middle of the river unable to swim]

Rabbits! What are you doing?!

We're PANICKING!

[Weasel crosses the river]

I can't see what's happening.

The Rabbits are panicking and swimming round in circles in the middle of the river!

Grrr. Those rabbits. Even with one your problems are multiplied. [calling out to Fox] Fox, do you need any help?

[A Baby Rabbit is still floundering in the river unable to swim]

Help...No! Save me!

[She falls in the water, but ends up on Fox's head, who surfaces]

Stop going round in circles. Swim straight in front of you!

[A massive piece of drift wood heads towards Fox and the Rabbits.]

Badger, that massive debris! It's going to hit Fox and the Rabbits, and it will kill them!

[after noticing] Oh no! Quickly, my friends! They're in danger! We must save them!

[Badger, Toad, Mole and Mrs. Fieldmouse dive into the river.]

Each of you must rescue a rabbit. I'll take care of Fox.

[Fox and Badger have been swept over a waterfall by a floating mass of debris]

I'm afraid we'll have to accept that Badger and Fox are dead.

Ah...wait! Look!

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