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The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 1, Episode 5

Mr. Pheasant, Tom Griggs and others in “Snare for the Unwary”

Mr. Pheasant

Psst... Adder. Psst! Adder! UGHHH!

[He witnesses what's left of his cooked wife cooling on the windowsill, and he starts crying really hard, and he is bursting into tears. Then Bruno hears Mr. Pheasant crying]

Tom Griggs

Huh?

Adder

Psssst! PHEASSSANT! GET OUT OF SSSIGHT!

Mr. Pheasant

I can't see anything! Where are you, Adder?

Adder

Never mind you seeing me! Don't let the farmer see you! Whoops! [she hides]

Mr. Pheasant

...Farmer?

[Moments later, he is shot off-screen and killed by Tom Griggs. Then the animals hear a gunshot and the scared rooks caw, flying]

Badger

Oh... NO!

Mrs. Hare

If that's Pheasant, I'll never forgive myself.

Owl

Need another volunteer, Fox?

Fox

Owl, I'd be grateful if you were a little less critical and a little more helpful.

Owl

You want me to help?

Fox

You could offer to go back for Adder.

Owl

[yawning] I suppose I could.

Fox

So why don't you?

Owl

Well, it's almost night and wings are faster than the fleetest of foot. So I suppose I might as well volunteer. [takes off flying] See you soon!

Fox

That bird.

[Badger hears a rook cawing]

Badger

Look. A stranger.

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