Weasel quotes from The Animals of Farthing Wood

Weasel

You don't love me anymore!

Measley

Yes I do! Only I love me better!

Weasel

Scarface has got a Farthing cub. I expect he'll kill it and then there'll be ruptures. Fox won't stand for it, he won't!

White Stag

You know, the last time we met you told me you didn't know the Farthing fox.

Fox

Scarface! I should have dealt with him earlier.

Vixen

The hares weren't on Farthing Land. He's within his rights.

Fox

He did it to spite us.

Weasel

Oh he's very spiteful, isn't he Measley?

Measley

Ooh yeah, I'd say spite incarnate he is.

Vixen

You had no proof.

Owl

But what to doooo? To dooo?

Mr Hare

I know what I'm going to do... I'm bringing my family back to live on Farthing Land that's what.

Owl

(about Scarface) He who lives by stealth shall die by stealth.

Fox

I see. So you're saying he killed Dreamer in such a way none of us knew it was him? Now we've got to kill him in the same way.

Owl

Did I say that?

Weasel

You know you did you pompous old bird!

Weasel

I demand a fair trial!

Whistler

She's got a point Owl.

Owl

Hmm, a trial eh? And I shall be the judge!

Owl

"In the midst of life, we are in death".

Weasel

Oh, SHUT UP!

Mr Hare

(about Scarface) He's going to kill every Farthing creature he can find!

Weasel

And I know who'll he'll ask where to look! Got to hide! Got to hide!

Measley

Ooh, me too, me too!

Weasel

What do you have to hide for? Scarface isn't interested in you!

Measley

He might think I'm not me!

Weasel

Eh?

Measley

He might think I'm you!

Weasel

Ahahahaha! And if I thought I looked anything like you I'd die! Think you're me indeed, what a cheek!

Measley

(hyperventilating) Well he might! I wouldn't be able to tell him anything useful, and then he'd get angry and tear me limb from limb! (sobs)...I wouldn't like that.

Weasel

He's bound to find you if you make such a racket, and he'll find me as well! Oh, go and find your own hiding place!

White Stag

She is an extremely silly weasel, and her extreme silliness no doubt caused her to deliver the wrong message. But I do not think there was any maligned intention in what she and her accomplice did.

Weasel

So does that mean we can get our own back by dunking them in the pond as well?

Owl

(makes a nervous hoot) Ooh... er...

White Stag

Perhaps an apology would satisfy you.

We're sorry.

(To Owl) We're waiting...

Owl

We're... sorry.

Weasel

Don't worry. It was worth it just to hear you say that!

Weasel

Oh, there you are Measley.

Trey

If I hear you again, once, ever, I shall stomp on you. I don't. like. weasels.

Weasel

Pity for you I'm sure.

Trey

I don't like the noise they make. Weasels are nuisance makers. This is my park! So no noise, no nuisance. Better for you if I never see you again.

Measley

Actually um... my wife's in a delicate condition.

Trey

MORE WEASELS?!

Weasel

Measley!!

Weasel

If you don't shut up, I'll... ooh!

Measley

Is it something I've said?

Weasel

Twerp!

Measley

Something I've done?

Weasel

Twerp, twerp, twerp!

Measley

Something I haven't done?

Measley

We'll be alright. I'll look after you all.

Weasel

That's what I'm worried about!

What manner of obnoxious lifeform might this be?

Weasel

A delightful little family of weasels.

Weasels? Can't stand weasels, can I? But don't remember why. [Weasel Laughs] That's why! Clear off, go on, before I get nasty!

Rollo

I feel a howl coming on. May I?

Weasel

I'd rather you didn't.

Rollo

Can't help myself. I'm too happy! [howls]

I'm I'llneverbesausages!

Weasel

Glad to hear it.

Mother! [snorts in Weasel's face]

Weasel

Don't ever do that again.

I won't! [snorts in her face again]

Weasel

[crying about children] Where did we go wrong?

Measley

I think we should take them back to White Deer Park. If they have Fox to look up to they might grow up to be better weasels.