Weasel quotes from The Animals of Farthing Wood

Weasel

I've never been so depressed!

Measley

Why don't you give the piglet another telling off? That'll cheer you up!

Weasel

You do it, you measley twerp! You're in charge now. I abdicate!

Weasel

Its that dreadful piglet, he's always so cheerful.

Measley

Cheerfulness can be very depressing I know.

Measley

Weasel, this time I'm not having any arguments. I won't have any tantrums, or name-calling. We're going back to White Deer Park. We're going home, where our friends are. Where we'll all be safe. Alright?

Weasel

Yes, Measley. You're right. Let's go home.

Vixen

Oh, Weasel, your little ones. They're so... weaselly!

Weasel

Oh. Thank you, Vixen. They take after me. They're not at all like Measley!

Weasel

[about Hollow] Oh, Owl, he's gorgeous! So Handsome! The best specimen of an Owl I've ever seen! Speaking as a weasel, you understand. He's much better then Measley, in every way!

Measley

No, he's not!

Weasel

Just look at him, you measley twerp!

Measley

But you can't compare! He's... he's an owl!

Weasel

[laughs, then kisses Measley] Ooh! Ooh, she loves me! She really loves me!

Measley

Can I be second-in-command?

Owl

No, that should be me!

Weasel

I should be. I'm the cleverest!

Hurkel

I think the kindest should be leader.