And the police said I have to wear this thing for...
[Changes to Mr. Robinson's house]
Six weeks. And I can't leave the house or it...
[Back to Wattersons' house]
Sets off an alarm and I'll be...
[Back to Robinson's house]
Sent to prison. And it was all...
HIS FAULT!
Dad, could you explain that again, this time using full sentences?
I'd love to, but I'm too busy...
[off scene] Plotting my revenge!
[All the Wattersons hear Mr. Robinson shouting]
Hmm... I see what is happening here.
Boys, I need you to sneak into Mr. Robinson's house. There's this old prank I used to do in collage.
[quizzically] College?
Okay, high school. Just do as I say.
Mr. Robinson, we need you to stop this feud or you and Dad are gonna end up in prison.
Almost there... darn it! [pulls back in the long stick, which is made up of household items that have a long reach]
What are you doing, anyway?
Trying to get back at your father, but this thing's still not long enough!
[On the end of the stick, there is a bee taped down to a pencil.]
What the wasp?! Mr. Robinson! This argument has spiraled into madness! It has to stop.
Not till your father pays for what he did to my car.
Then you leave us no choice, sir. Darwin?
[Darwin gets Mr. Robinson's alarm clock.]
Stop the feud, or I reset your alarm clock.
No! I won't know how to reprogram it!
Then end it!
Never!
How would you like to wake up at six? Seven? Eight? Or nine a.m.?
Nine a.m.?! I'll lose half the day!
You know, this can end anytime you like.
Humph. Do your worst. My bladder will wake me up at five anyway.
Well then, how would you like your radio tuned to young people's music?!
[Darwin turns the radio to a "young people's music" station, and a parody of the song "Baby" plays.]
AGH! HE SAID THE WORD "BABY" OVER SEVENTEEN TIMES! TURN IT OFF!
[Darwin turns the radio off.]
Okay! Okay! I give up! I'll end the feud. But please, can you do this one thing for me in return? [pulls out an envelope] I can't leave the house to post this letter. Would you do it for me?
Sir, it would be an honor.
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