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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Thank goodness you boys are alright.

Mom, does this mean that this feud is finally over?

And Carl and I can go back to being friends again?

Well, the Wheezers and the Neutrons may have their differences...

But we'll just have to get over them for the sake of the children.

You betcha!

I agree one hundred percen-- [realizes something] Just as soon as Wheezer admits that HE TOOK MY LAWNLOPPER! [crying loudly] Golly!

I DID NOT!

Stupidhead!

MORON FACE!!

Mucus monkey!

DUCK LOVER!!!

"Duck lover"?!

[Judy and Mrs. Wheezer repeatedly hit their husbands with brooms to make them stop arguing]

I just remembered. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron and he's chosen a festive polka theme song. I think I'll sing it now.

[sings the song about the LawnLopper]

Thanks for borrowing my LawnLopper.

Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yodel-lay-hee-hoo!

I'll be back for some new sundaes.

Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yodel-hoo!

That'll be 2 bucks again, please!

NWNeutrons and Wheezers

[infuriated] Sheen...

Of course, we could even discuss a preferred customer discount. [The Neutrons and the Wheezers advance furiously on him as the episode ends]

Macbeth in Space?! This is gonna be the greatest school play ever! 'Cause it's in space! And it's about Macbeth! (pause/turn to Carl) Uh, who's Macbeth?

I don't know, some guy with a girl's last name.

Wait! Wait! You forget Bolbi! I act! I act good.

(sigh) Alright, Bolbi, give it a try.

(in deep voice) Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. [Miss Fowl sheds a tear]

Yeah, sorry, don't see it... So, we got our witches, Nick as Macbeth, Betty as Lady Macbeth, Sheen as the unimportant part, and by default, Bolbi will have to be Rangun the Space Pirate.

Is role I born to play!

[screams as he flies through the air] DUDE! Oh, man, I broke my leg!

All right! That's good luck! Way to go, Nick!

[on screen; static] Jim… my. Jimmy, help!

Uh… was that Brobot?

You mean that annoying robot you made 'cause you wanted a little brother who drove you crazy, so you made robot parents and sent them off to the moon?

The Moony Men are attacking us! Help us, Jimmy!

Yep, that was him.

So, what's everyone want to drink? I got Classic Purple Flurp, Diet Purple Flurp, and new improved Purple Flurp with more purple.

Jimmy, aren't you gonna help Brobot?

No, I'm not gonna help him. He was a major pain.

But he's your brother!

Yeah, he's your own nuts and bolts and circuits!

You gotta save him before the Moony Men rip him apart limb by limb!

Brobot can take care of himself. I provided him with self-preservation circuitry.

Jimmy, I forgot to tell you- they've disabled my self-preservation circuitry.

Oh. I guess we're going to the moon. [Carl and Sheen gasp] Come on, guys.

What? I'm not going.

Yeah, what are you nuts?! There's Moony Men up there!

Well, I'm not going alone, so we're just gonna sit here till you guys decide what you want to do.

Hey, Jimmy, I've got something to ask you. How come whenever we're in outer space, we don't have to wear helmets?

Good question, Sheen, and the answer is quite interesting. You see -

[He starts explaining, but Carl's singing drowns it out.]

[singing over] Moon, moon, moon! Spoon, spoon, spoon! June, June, June! Spittoon, spittoon, spittoon!

Uh, really?

Mm-hmm.

But how come we don't need oxygen tanks?

Well -

[singing over] ♪ Star, star, star! You're so far, far, far! Can't go by car, car, car! ♪

Fascinating.

Thanks. Any other questions?

No, I kinda got a headache.

Shh! Don't move. His senses may be so basic that he won't be able to detect us.

Come on, guys, we're going home.

Wait! Can't you stay and play, brother? Oh, please, please, please, please?

No, we're not staying. You did a bad thing, Brobot. A very bad thing.

I'm sorry, Jimmy.

Uh, so, Jimmy, how come it takes astronauts days to go to and from the moon, when it only takes us a few minutes?

That's another good question. You see, it all has to do -

[singing over] Good-bye, Moon, I'll see you next June! Call the Milky for us soon, and -

CARL! Enough with the songs!

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