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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Roxy! Bad dog, bad dog, bad dog! No kissing the new lamp! Hey, the water sacks. Roxy, sic 'em! ( growling ) ( barking ) Ow! Ooh, bad girl. Someone is not getting her proton snack tonight.

[about Brobot who practices moon tennis] Oh, but we just played it twelve times!

MMan

I-a cannot-a believe-a it's-a not-a olyve-a oyl-a.

[gasps] Our gold... it's all ashes!

That was my grandmother's favorite tooth...and her only one.

The equipment I'd need to make enough gold to replace this stuff would take a ton of money.

We could sell our bodies to science.

You have to be dead to do that.

Okay, Mr. Negative.

Gentlemen, we have to get jobs.

[While searching around in town for applying for a job, the boys show up at McSpanky's restaurant]

Oh, McSpanky's would be the perfect place to work. We could eat here, see all our friends, plus, what job could be easier?

Professional spread-glue-on-your-fingertips-and-pull-it-off consultant? What?!

[annoyingly imitating Skeet] "No human brain can add three things, dude. Only the machine knows the tax, dude."

"Isn't this fun, Jimmy? I wanna be a McSpanky's for the rest of my whole life!"

"Give me a cow in an earthquake, a dancing albino in a heart condition, and a baby in a ricksha!"

"Coming at ya!" [scats]

"Dudes. I'm way impressed."

Hey, dude, you missed a spot.

I got it. Just a little sodium chloride.

Actually, dude, it's "salt."

That's what I said. Sodium chloride.

You're quitting?! But dude, you're the first guy who fit in the costume.

I'm not quitting- quite the opposite. I intend to show you all what I am capable of.

"Anyways, Carl, give me bald, fat, and giant taxi driver with a Polish accent!"

"You want a hamburger with peanut butter on it?"

[calming Goddard down when he growls at the mechanical Scotsman's head in the drive-thru] Easy, Goddard. It's just a giant mechanical Scotsman's head. But by tomorrow, it's gonna be smarter than Skeet. [knocks on the mechanical head's lower jaw] Come to think it, it's smarter than Skeet now.

[to Cindy and Libby] Sorry, ladies. There's an hour wait for a table. Unless you're willing to sit in the utility closet.

[irritated] But we know you.

[smugly] Oh, that's right! I'm the leader of the one-man dork parade.

Look, Neutron, just because you work at the most popular joint in town, doesn't mean aren't still a stuck-up jerk. Come on, Libby. We're leaving.

[to Jimmy; eagerly] 1 for the utility closet, please? [Jimmy leads her way]

[coming back; also eager] Make it 2. [follows along]

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